Lucifer (TV Series)
Vegas With Some Radish (2017)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandmother to an orgy.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Typical Vegas. Even the suicides are fake.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Ms Lopez, you are an enigma, wrapped in a hoodie under a jaunty ponytail.
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Chloe Decker : [about her birthday gift] What is it?
Lucifer Morningstar : It's the bullet from when you shot me. Remember in the warehouse, early in our partnership?
Chloe Decker : Oh. Yeah. I remember.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I thought since I'll never likely penetrate you, I'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Candy's not a killer.
Ella Lopez : No, just a thieving con woman. You knew her one week.
Lucifer Morningstar : TWO weeks.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Looking at body] This is not Candy.
Ella Lopez : [shouting] Oh, man, that's awesome!
[Everyone at crime scene turns to look at her]
Lucifer Morningstar : Sorry, my-my friend here. Not a fan of the deceased, I'm afraid.
Ella Lopez : Mean, she was just so mean.
Lucifer Morningstar : Women.
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Ella Lopez : Why don't you tell them about your crimes?
Roxie Pagliani : What?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes. J'accuse. First of all, of mixing Corinthian and Doric columns in your McMansion.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Nothing for the birthday girl to worry about. I want you to focus on one thing only, Detective. That is getting older.
[Chloe makes a face]
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Linda Martin : [On the phone] What you doing in Vegas?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well...
[Sees Ella all dolled up]
Lucifer Morningstar : Don't you look ravishing.
Linda Martin : Lucifer?
Lucifer Morningstar : Uh, sorry, I've got to go, Doctor. Speak soon.
[Hangs up]
Chloe Decker : ...What did he say at the end there?
Linda Martin : Um, something about...
[Tries to cover]
Linda Martin : ... Radishes.
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Ella Lopez : Ixnay on the ot-nay andy-cay.
Lucifer Morningstar : Sorry, is that German? 'Cause if it is, it's absolutely awful. Trust me, I should know. Hitler was a talker. Well, screamer, actually.
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Lucifer Morningstar : What sort of casino back room is this anyway? I mean, where's the dangling lightbulb and the bloodstained floor? Where's Joe Pesci?
[Looks at the guards]
Lucifer Morningstar : It seems maiming us isn't even in their agenda. Quite frankly, I'm disappointed, gentlemen.
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Ella Lopez : Okay, so you were married to Candy for a week...
Lucifer Morningstar : Uh, *two* weeks.