Lucifer (TV Series)
Til Death Do Us Part (2018)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Marcus Pierce : Why are you doing this?
Lucifer Morningstar : How am I supposed to solve the mystery of how to kill you if I don't understand you first? Your strengths, your weaknesses, because everyone has a kryptonite, Lieutenant.
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Chloe Decker : You can't just walk in there in your three-piece suit and say,
[in a terrible Lucifer imitation]
Chloe Decker : "Hello, drug dealers!"
Lucifer Morningstar : I would never do that.
Lucifer Morningstar : [at the karaoke bar] Annyeong, mayagsang!
["Hello, drug dealers!" but in Korean]
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Lucifer Morningstar : If I cut you exactly in half, would there be two Pierces?
Marcus Pierce : No. Only one side would heal. You see, I call it the, the "master molecule" theory...
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, yes, Wolverine rules. I get it.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Have you tried grenade down the throat?
Marcus Pierce : Yes.
Lucifer Morningstar : Acid bath?
Marcus Pierce : Mm-hmm.
Lucifer Morningstar : Devoured by wolves?
Marcus Pierce : Yes.
Lucifer Morningstar : Dropped into helicopter blades?
Marcus Pierce : Yes.
[sighs]
Marcus Pierce : I've been trying to kill myself since the Bronze Age. I have tried everything. Even jumped into a volcano once.
Lucifer Morningstar : What, you survived molten lava?
Marcus Pierce : Yeah, it was a rough six months.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Just don't give me your "resting Pierce face."
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Lucifer Morningstar : If we're gonna get revenge on Dad, we've got to be committed.
Marcus Pierce : I've already married you. I'm not sure how much more committed I could be.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [undercover with Pierce as a gay couple] Plastic plates? What are we, barbarians? Don't you have any china in there?
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Lucifer Morningstar : I just can't imagine someone so obsessed with obeying the rules of suburbia.
[Snapping at Pierce]
Lucifer Morningstar : Where do you think you're going? I cook, you clean, remember?
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Marcus Pierce : So you can take the girl out of the ecstasy biz, but you can't take the ecstasy biz out of the girl.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, actually, it's not ecstasy. It's more sort of a home-brew Adderall. It's very smooth.
[sniffles]
Marcus Pierce : [to Chloe] Did your partner just admit to snorting evidence?
Lucifer Morningstar : The only thing I admit to is being very focused on this case.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Now, he would know not to put onion skins down the garbage disposal.
Marcus Pierce : You know, why *wouldn't* I put onion skins down the garbage disposal? They're garbage!
Lucifer Morningstar : They're compost!
Marcus Pierce : You know what? Thank God that this marriage is over.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Okay, one Ecstasy dealer coming right up. You two can meet me at Lux in an hour.
Marcus Pierce : Sure.
Lucifer Morningstar : Right. Daniel?
Dan Espinoza : Yeah?
Lucifer Morningstar : You can stay.
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Marcus Pierce : I should have known that you wouldn't be able to figure this out.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I mean, the good news is we've got all the time in the world to do so.
Marcus Pierce : For me, that's a bad thing.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Maybe I should find out what makes Pierce vulnerable. Get inside his head.
[Maze holds up a weapon]
Lucifer Morningstar : Not with the cranial saw. Well, not yet anyway.
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Chloe Decker : I wonder if KPop is still on the market?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, it was as of last Tuesday. It's wonderful stuff. Yeah, it makes your skin feel like a baby chinchilla.
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Dan Espinoza : Tech unlocked Sandra's laptop, found, recipes for synthetic chemical compounds all filed under the label "KPOP." It's a kind of music, right?
Lucifer Morningstar : Dear. Poor Daniel, so behind the times. KPop is a kind of Ecstasy. It's one of the best kinds, actually.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You don't want inferior Ecstasy out there on the streets, ruining orgies and dubstep parties, now, do you?
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Being threatened by Brian] What about hedge trimmers?
Marcus Pierce : Tried it. Didn't work.