- Lucifer Morningstar: [to Chloe] I've come to the conclusion that no matter what happens with you and Pierce, you and I are partners, Detective, and nothing can come between that.
- Marcus Pierce: [Literally walks between them] Prepare yourselves, people. This is a different kind of case.
- Dan Espinoza: The school called. Apparently, Trixie gave pot brownies to Ms. Benson for Teacher Appreciation Day.
- Mazikeen: Well, did she appreciate them?
- Dan Espinoza: No, she didn't, Maze. She didn't appreciate being rushed to the hospital when she couldn't feel her legs anymore.
- Chloe Decker: Lieutenant, we need you on this case.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [sighs] And I normally love threesomes.
- Amenadiel: What would I like? Well... sometimes the answer to that is not so simple, is it? I mean, I would like to know what my father's next test is. I feel pretty confident that I passed the last one, but... what's next? And what am I supposed to do in between? Or is that, in itself, a test?
- Barista: [Weirded out] Okay... How about a large mocha with extra whip?
- Kay: You could work anywhere... Your office, your home, but you choose to work in this bar. Why?
- Marcus Pierce: I like a stiff drink?
- Ray Dwight: Looks like the Broken Hearts Killer strikes again.
- Marcus Pierce: Stop calling him that.
- Ray Dwight: Why? What's the problem?
- Marcus Pierce: Because you never know when something stupid like that's gonna stick.
- Ray Dwight: Come on. That'll never stick.
- [Cut to newspaper headline about the BHK]
- Lucifer Morningstar: I know that I've been acting...
- Chloe Decker: Insecure. Childish. Possessive.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I was going to say "strangely".
- Lucifer Morningstar: So we're assuming that our killer listens to this juvenile program? We've narrowed our suspects down to anyone who doesn't have satellite radio, and Ms. Lopez.
- Emma Matthews: I'm not proud of what happened. But I was upset. I just found out Robbie was cheating on me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, completely understandable. I mean, what else are you supposed to do when some parasite inserts himself into your relationship?
- [Glares at Pierce]
- Lucifer Morningstar: How did you move on from the detective when I showed up and replaced you?
- [pause]
- Lucifer Morningstar: And please, don't say improv.
- Dan Espinoza: You didn't replace me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, true, true. I suppose that would imply we're on the same level.
- Marcus Pierce: I had a gut feeling about this case. I wanted to see if I was right.
- Lucifer Morningstar: As much as we appreciate your digestive feelings...
- Chloe Decker: For having this not be your business, you're certainly talking to a lot of people about it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I know. I just wish people would stop prying
- Marcus Pierce: Serial killers love talking about themselves. The more Neil talks, the more likely he'll incriminate himself.
- Joel: We wanted to show the world that you-you can't just leave people.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Grabs him by the neck] You don't get to decide who someone wants to be with.
- [Lets go]
- Lucifer Morningstar: And neither do I.
- Joel: Does this mean you're-you're not, you're not gonna...
- [Lucifer punches him in the face]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ah. I know that look. Either there are new sandwiches in the vending machine, or you have a lead.
- Lucifer Morningstar: For the record, Detective, I'd like you to note that I haven't once asked you about your evening with Pierce. I realize it's none of my business.
- Chloe Decker: You're right. It's not.
- Lucifer Morningstar: But Miss Lopez thinks you boned.
- Chloe Decker: WHAT?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Her words, not mine.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [When the killer has incapacitated Pierce and Decker] Too bad. If you'd started with him, I would've let you swing.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I hate to break it to you, Cain, but there's only room for one immortal in the detective's life, and that position's already been filled.