Lucifer (TV Series)
Orange Is the New Maze (2018)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : You clearly need to blow off some steam, don't you? Take your mind off Ameninda? No. Lindadiel?
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Lucifer Morningstar : Well, we can't punish the innocent. Or even the usually guilty but innocent this one time. It's the principle of the matter.
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Mazikeen : No biggie.
Lucifer Morningstar : Wrong. Big biggie. Huge biggie.
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Chloe Decker : Let's not jump to conclusions. It's not like the video shows her actually stabbing our Vic.
Lucifer Morningstar : No. Merely plucking her knife out of his chest.
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Mazikeen : I forgot my knife. Must have left it here somewhere.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, no, not one of your Hell-forged blades... that is a loss.
Mazikeen : Not a blade. A knife. Forged in... I don't know, China.
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Dan Espinoza : if Maze did this, would any of you really be shocked?
[They all speak at the same time]
Chloe Decker : Yeah.
Lucifer Morningstar : No, not at all.
Ella Lopez : I would. There's no way.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Aha! Her favorite beverage. Well, surely this is evidence that Maze is guilty. And well hydrated.
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Chloe Decker : [Watching a video of Maze apparently stabbing a guy] You told her to blow off some steam?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I was really hoping she'd choose Catalina.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Finding Pierce at Chloe's house] I just didn't expect to see you here. On a weekend. Wearing open-toe, non-work-related Birkis.
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Lucifer Morningstar : We need to bust Maze out. Let's smuggle her something she can use to escape.
[Looks around, grabs a stabler and a sandwich]
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Lucifer Morningstar : If your prints are on that can, that means someone must've broke into your house and stolen it from your wheelie bins.
Chloe Decker : What?
Lucifer Morningstar : Your trash.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I'm surprised that you'd date someone so on in years.
Chloe Decker : Huh? What are you talking about?
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, believe me, Pierce is, uh, well, he's much older than he looks. And we all know that dating older men has its downsides: performance, stamina, you know, the important bits.
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Mazikeen : So now this is my fault?
[Storms out]
Lucifer Morningstar : Demons. Am I right?
Chloe Decker : Lucifer, name-calling isn't gonna help.
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Zack Moore : The other day, someone came looking for him.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ah, was it a... a hot woman, perhaps? Angry? Leather? Lots of knives?
Chloe Decker : Or someone completely different? Like a dude? Like a fat, happy dude?
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Chloe Decker : She could get life in prison.
Lucifer Morningstar : That's a mere time-out in her lifespan.
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Mazikeen : I'm always going to be the consolation prize for you. You only care about me when you don't have Chloe.
Lucifer Morningstar : Maze, now hold on, that's...
Mazikeen : [Crying] NO! No one puts me first, least of all you! None of you deserve me.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Sorry. Hate to interrupt the canoodling. Which I am so okay with. It doesn't fill me with mistrust at all. But duty calls, Detective.
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Ella Lopez : Barry here died from a sniper hit.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ah, it's definitely not Maze's style. She prefers her violence up close and personal, believe me.