Lucifer (TV Series)
The Angel of San Bernardino (2018)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : I woke up alone.
Marcus Pierce : And?
Lucifer Morningstar : It's funny because I usually don't, because I usually have women over. Or men. Or both. For sex.
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Chloe Decker : Go home. You're tired.
Lucifer Morningstar : Okay. Fine. But, only if I can borrow these.
[Holds up her handcuffs]
Lucifer Morningstar : I promise I'll bring them back.
Chloe Decker : Please don't.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Will he be coming with you from now on? Because he is killing our banter.
Chloe Decker : Absolutely not, no. Pierce and I only came...
[Realizes what she just said]
Chloe Decker : Drove together just this one time. One time.
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Lucifer Morningstar : So what have we got, Booth?
Chloe Decker : Booth?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, the FBI agent on "Bones".
Chloe Decker : The TV show?
Lucifer Morningstar : Uh-huh. Watched all 12 seasons. It's riveting stuff. It's like watching a documentary of us.
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Lucifer Morningstar : No offense, brother, but on the list of things I'd like to wake up to, your face falls somewhere after a horse's head and Coldplay tickets.
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Lucifer Morningstar : You're clearly Booth. I'm Bones, obviously
Chloe Decker : Obviously.
Lucifer Morningstar : Kevin's autopsy report. Good.
[Flicks through the pages]
Lucifer Morningstar : Now, I've been thinking, perhaps there was a slight depression on the occipital, or slight fractures to the femur? Did you know there were 206 bones in a human body? Each of them a clue, sometimes twice. And the coccyx is not what it sounds-...
Chloe Decker : No coccyx.
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Rosie Hernandez : An angel, who saved me. It flew in here, and it just chased the evil man away.
Lucifer Morningstar : [laughs] I'm sorry, sorry, it's just the only thing my siblings would chase away are a good time.
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Rosie Hernandez : The angel... he took one of my figurines. Gabriel.
Lucifer Morningstar : Right. Try lending him some money. Your tune changes rather quickly.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Murdering to keep the gig? That seems a tad method, don't you think?
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Linda Martin : And you don't remember how the figurine got into your bedroom?
Lucifer Morningstar : No. I mean, maybe it's a housewarming gift or... or a sex toy. Or a housewarming gift sex toy.
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Linda Martin : You've been complaining about having weird dreams lately. Including one where you couldn't control your wings.
Lucifer Morningstar : I've also dreamt I was king of the centaur people. Doesn't mean I'm gonna start wearing horseshoes.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Confronting suspect] I know you killed Kevin Winstead. And I know you killed that intern at the hospital. Yeah. Burned her body. Only her cranium was left in the smoldering, smoldering ashes.
Chloe Decker : ...Lucifer. Lucifer. Are you talking about an episode of Bones?
Lucifer Morningstar : Wha...?
[Thinks]
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, yes. Oh, yes, no, I suppose I am, actually. Yes, episode 306. "The Intern in the Incinerator."
[Turns to suspect, who is the actor from said episode]
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, of course. You were quite good.
Matt Kessman : Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't an easy role.
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Chloe Decker : We'd like to ask you a few questions about Kevin Winstead.
Phil Goldstein : The answer's yes... he's a douchebag.
Lucifer Morningstar : Did you know that he was murdered?
Phil Goldstein : No, but it's nice to get good news for a change.