Lucifer (TV Series)

The Angel of San Bernardino (2018)

Lauren German: Chloe Decker

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Quotes 

• Chloe Decker : Go home. You're tired.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Okay. Fine. But, only if I can borrow these.

  [Holds up her handcuffs] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : I promise I'll bring them back.

  Chloe Decker : Please don't.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Will he be coming with you from now on? Because he is killing our banter.

  Chloe Decker : Absolutely not, no. Pierce and I only came...

  [Realizes what she just said] 

  Chloe Decker : Drove together just this one time. One time.

• Lucifer Morningstar : So what have we got, Booth?

  Chloe Decker : Booth?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, the FBI agent on "Bones".

  Chloe Decker : The TV show?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Uh-huh. Watched all 12 seasons. It's riveting stuff. It's like watching a documentary of us.

• Lucifer Morningstar : You're clearly Booth. I'm Bones, obviously

  Chloe Decker : Obviously.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Kevin's autopsy report. Good.

  [Flicks through the pages] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Now, I've been thinking, perhaps there was a slight depression on the occipital, or slight fractures to the femur? Did you know there were 206 bones in a human body? Each of them a clue, sometimes twice. And the coccyx is not what it sounds-...

  Chloe Decker : No coccyx.

• Trixie Espinoza : Did you know if you're ever mean to me, I can just go on this site and order a new mommy?

  Chloe Decker : Oh, yeah? How you gonna pay for that?

  Trixie Espinoza : Your credit card. I've gotten pretty good at your signature, you know.

• Lucifer Morningstar : [Confronting suspect]  I know you killed Kevin Winstead. And I know you killed that intern at the hospital. Yeah. Burned her body. Only her cranium was left in the smoldering, smoldering ashes.

  Chloe Decker : ...Lucifer. Lucifer. Are you talking about an episode of Bones?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Wha...?

  [Thinks] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, yes. Oh, yes, no, I suppose I am, actually. Yes, episode 306. "The Intern in the Incinerator."

  [Turns to suspect, who is the actor from said episode] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, of course. You were quite good.

  Matt Kessman : Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't an easy role.

• Mazikeen : Well, if you go by someone else's pace, it shows how much you really care.

  Chloe Decker : That's... incredibly insightful.

  Mazikeen : I learned it from sex.

  Chloe Decker : That's more you.

• Chloe Decker : We'd like to ask you a few questions about Kevin Winstead.

  Phil Goldstein : The answer's yes... he's a douchebag.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Did you know that he was murdered?

  Phil Goldstein : No, but it's nice to get good news for a change.