Lucifer (TV Series)

The Angel of San Bernardino (2018)

Tricia Helfer: Charlotte

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Quotes 

• Charlotte : [to passing person]  Your casserole tastes like roadkill.

  [Walks up to man] 

  Charlotte : Oh, and you. Stop telling stories about your children, 'cause no one cares.

  [Sees woman] 

  Charlotte : Hmm, Sally.

  Woman : Hi, Charlotte.

  Charlotte : It's not the clothes that make you look fat. It's the fat.

  Woman : Ugh!

  [Huffs off] 

  Charlotte : Yeah. Oof.

  [Runs into Ella] 

  Charlotte : And you... . You are pretty great, actually.

  Ella Lopez : Uh, thanks?

• Charlotte : I got you covered. I'll put in a word with the big guy.

  Dan Espinoza : With Pierce?

  Charlotte : No, think bigger.

  Dan Espinoza : The commissioner?

  Charlotte : It's an anadrome for D-O-G.

• Charlotte : You only live once. Or... twice, in my case.

• Charlotte : So then, I said, "You can stick that brief in the circular file under your robe." Hint: it's his butt.