Lucifer (TV Series)
Anything Pierce Can Do I Can Do Better (2018)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
Quotes
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Chloe Decker : Why do you care who I'm with?
Lucifer Morningstar : Because he doesn't... He doesn't deserve you.
Chloe Decker : Then who does deserve me?
Lucifer Morningstar : Someone. Someone better?
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Lucifer Morningstar : [Discovering Pierce is still alive] Shouldn't you be, I don't know, having tea with Hitler by now?
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Chloe Decker : If she didn't blackmail you, then who did?
Myles Drucker : Beats me.
Lucifer Morningstar : Right. Well, you better not be pulling our legs.
[laughs]
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Ella Lopez : The ballet shoe had traces of olive oil, Evian and beeswax.
Lucifer Morningstar : So our killer's a bumblebee with expensive taste?
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Dan Espinoza : Why leave the murder weapon behind?
Chloe Decker : Maybe whoever did this freaked out and ran? We've seen it before.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, we have, from the lowest form of scum on earth... like Pierce.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Here's something I can do that other people, rhymes with Shmierce, cannot.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I guess this is good-bye.
Marcus Pierce : Yeah.
Lucifer Morningstar : But, on the bright side, see you never.
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Chloe Decker : [about the one-legged choreographer] He's also the creator of America's Next Prima Ballerina, the show that Reina was gonna host, until she reneged on her deal and it cost him a fortune.
Lucifer Morningstar : Right. Well, I don't see why he wouldn't take such a loss in stride.
[laughs]
Lucifer Morningstar : You see what I did there? "In stride"?
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Lucifer Morningstar : I decided to get a jump on the case and take a few things off your plate. Which, I might add, is the opposite of Pierce, whose job it is to put things *on* your plate.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Choreographer with a bum leg? Is this one of those, "those who can't, teach" scenarios?
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Chloe Decker : You must be aware that Reina Markova was killed last night.
Myles Drucker : Yeah, I heard. Big whoop.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, for a potential cold-blooded killer, you're being quite... obvious.
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Lucifer Morningstar : The moment you chose to pull the ripcord on your dubious plan, Dad chose to screw with you. By giving you exactly what you wanted. I mean, come on, really. It's God 101, isn't it?