The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Separation Agitation (2017)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : I feel bad for Bert.
Sheldon Cooper : So he's using his money to attract a mate. Is that any different than me using my intelligence to attract Amy, or Leonard using his power of grovelling to get Penny?
Leonard Hofstadter : Totally different. Bert's money might run out, but I can beg until the end of time.
Penny Hofstadter : All that, *and* he's shorter than me.
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Penny Hofstadter : Bert, you're a good guy. You deserve a woman who is interested in more than just your money.
Bert Kibbler : She was also interested in walking around my house in her underwear. Now the only one doing that is me.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Don't you have a friend you can set him up with?
Penny Hofstadter : Hey, I already set up Howard and Bernadette. It's your turn to ruin some poor girl's life.
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Rebecca : Where's your bathroom?
Leonard Hofstadter : Just down there.
[Rebecca leaves]
Bert Kibbler : She's so perfect, sometimes I think she isn't real. And then she goes to the bathroom, and I know she is.
Penny Hofstadter : Aww, that's so weird.
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Raj Koothrappali : I'd love a personal trainer. I haven't seen my abs since they opened a Shake Shack on my drive home.
Rebecca : I can give you some free sessions.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, is that offer for everybody?
Leonard Hofstadter : Nice try. I'm not going.
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Raj Koothrappali : I feel bad for Bert.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, so he's using his money to attract a mate. Is that any different than me using my intelligence to attract Amy? Or Leonard using his power of groveling to get Penny?
Leonard Hofstadter : It's totally different. Bert's money might run out, but I can beg until the end of time.
Penny Hofstadter : All that and he's shorter than me.
Raj Koothrappali : Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you?
Sheldon Cooper : So many things. Her mind, her kindness, and especially her body.
Raj Koothrappali : Really?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Relax, we're the same blood type. He knew he could harvest an organ.
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Penny Hofstadter : So Bert, you were telling us how you updated your profile?
Bert Kibbler : Right. I wasn't getting any responses and then I added recent $625,000 MacArthur grant winner. Five minutes later, I met my soul mate.