The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Proposal Proposal (2017)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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• Stuart Bloom : Who would've thought that Sheldon and Amy would be the next two to tie the knot?

  Raj Koothrappali : Tell me about. I'm the one who caught the bouquet at Leonard and Penny's wedding.

  Stuart Bloom : Okay. Uh, you know, they might like this. Superman and Wonder Woman, it's kind of romantic.

  Raj Koothrappali : Hmm. You know what? Why am I buying them a gift? They have love. Screw them and their happiness. What do you have for someone who's bitter and alone?

  Stuart Bloom : [gesturing around the store]  Literally everything.

• Raj Koothrappali : They're my friends, and I should be happy for them. And... and I'm trying, but all I feel is this gnawing, empty sensation in my gut.

  Stuart Bloom : I had that once. Turned out it was a tapeworm.

  Raj Koothrappali : Cool. Uh... it's just... it's hard talking to my other friends about this, but I knew you'd understand.

  Stuart Bloom : Why is that?

  Raj Koothrappali : Because you and I are both alone, which is actually kind of comforting, because at least we can be alone together.

  Stuart Bloom : Mm. This is... this is awkward. I, um... I was actually gonna close up a little early tonight 'cause I have a date.

  Raj Koothrappali : Really?

  Stuart Bloom : Yeah.

  Raj Koothrappali : Forgive me if I'm having trouble being happy for you.

  Stuart Bloom : Don't be silly. I'm loving your pain.