The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Proposal Proposal (2017)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [on the phone with Sheldon] Well, congratulations. I'm so happy for you two. Hold on, I have to tell Bernadette.
[knocking on the closed bathroom door]
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, Bernie, guess what? Sheldon and Amy got engaged. Can you believe it?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [staring in worry at a pregnancy test] Oh, my god. I cannot believe it.
Howard Wolowitz : [obliviously] She's so happy... I think she's crying.
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Penny : Do you think Sheldon's gonna want some weird "Star Trek" wedding?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [distracted] I don't know.
Penny : Well, Leonard could barely finish the words "Doctor Who wedding cake" before I shut that down hard.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Mm-hmm.
Penny : Are you listening to me?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, you're mean to Leonard. I heard you.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Look, I'm gonna tell you something, but you can't freak out because I'm already freaking out.
Penny : Oh, my god. What is it?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm pregnant again.
Penny : Wha...
[realizing she's about to freak out, she composes herself]
Penny : Interesting.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard's gonna lose his mind.
Penny : Wait, you haven't told him yet?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No.
Penny : [touched] You told me first? Oh, Bernie!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : This wasn't supposed to happen. We were careful.
Penny : Yeah, I didn't even think you could get pregnant while you were breastfeeding.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, guess what? You can.
Penny : Okay, look... look, this is a good thing. Halley's gonna have a little brother or sister to play with.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I guess that would be pretty cute.
Penny : And, you know, I was a surprise to my parents, and my dad said it was the best thing that ever happened to them.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Okay. Maybe this baby actually is a blessing.
Penny : Oh, my god, honey, of course it is.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [pause] How am I pregnant again?
Penny : Yeah, what were you thinking?
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, how are you guys doing with all the new events in your... womb?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good, you know? Obviously, it was a surprise. There was some crying and some yelling.
Howard Wolowitz : Some suggestion of make-up sex that did not go over well, even though it's not like we can get more pregnant.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : But then we realized that it's a gift, in the sense that we didn't ask for it, and we may not have chosen it...
Howard Wolowitz : And we already have one.
Penny : You know, whenever I find a top I like, I always go back and get a second one in a different color.
[realizing what her statement sounds like]
Penny : Which I hope is not the case for your baby.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I know you guys are freaked out, but you're great parents, and if you ever need help, we are here for you.
Penny : Yeah. Anything at all, just ask.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Ooh, you know what you could do? You could have a baby, too.
Penny : I'm sorry, what?
Howard Wolowitz : No, that's a great idea. We could go through it together. Wouldn't that be fun?
Leonard Hofstadter : You guys were just saying how freaked out and miserable you are.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I say a lot of crazy things. I'm pregnant and hormonal. Do it! Have a baby, do it!
Howard Wolowitz : Come on, it'd be so cute, our kids playing together? What do you say? Why don't you two hit the old mattress and whip up a family?
Penny : Okay, we're not gonna have a baby just to make you guys feel better.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. If we're gonna have a baby, it's gonna be when we are ready, or when I'm certain Penny is gonna leave me.
Penny : Exactly.