The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Conjugal Configuration (2018)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Lego is the perfect metaphor for marital congress. Two pieces that interlock with a satisfying snap.
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Sheldon Cooper : [First lines]
[With a big cute smile on his face]
Sheldon Cooper : Good morning, wife.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [She wakes up and smiles] Good morning, husband. I can't believe we're actually married.
Sheldon Cooper : It's official. According to tradition, we should hang the bed sheets outside so the villagers can see that we consummated.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [as Sheldon gets out of bed] I don't think that's appropriate considering where we're starting our honeymoon.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I supposed you're right.
[He then opens the curtain in the hotel room to show the main entrance to Legoland California]
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Make all the schedules you want. Just don't tell me about them.
Sheldon Cooper : Excellent. I'll create an algorithm that'll generate a pseudo-random schedule. And do you know why it won't be a true random schedule?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.
Sheldon Cooper : Come with me.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Where are we going?
Sheldon Cooper : To the hotel room. And when we get there, I'm gonna need you to say that again, except naked.