The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bow Tie Asymmetry (2018)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Mrs. Fowler : This is taking too long. I bet that Sheldon stood my baby up.
[She gets up to leave]
Penny Hofstadter : Uh, excuse me. Where-where are you going?
Mrs. Fowler : This whole thing was a big mistake. I'm gonna find Amy and get her out of here.
Penny Hofstadter : [Firmly, pointing to her chair] Sit down!
Mrs. Fowler : [walks closer to her] Excuse me?
Penny Hofstadter : Sheldon loves Amy, and he would never hurt her on her wedding day, or *any* other day,
[points at her chair again]
Penny Hofstadter : so *park it*.
[Mrs. Fowler sits down; Mary stands and begins a slow hand clap]
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, you siddown, too.
Mrs. Fowler : [to Larry] Are you going to let her talk to me like that? Well, say something!
Larry Fowler : [to Penny, quietly] Thank you.
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Penny Hofstadter : Uh, Mr. Fowler, are you okay back there? Do you need more air?
Mrs. Fowler : [before he can say anything] He's fine. I'm surprised Amy didn't pick us up.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, well, you know, she's pretty busy the day before her wedding.
Mrs. Fowler : Too busy for her mother? She used to be such a devoted daughter. Now she's just waiting for me to die so she can get my china.
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Penny Hofstadter : [Walking in past everyone, exasperated] Oh my God!
Mrs. Fowler : [Entering behind her] There's mama's girl.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hi, mom.
Mrs. Fowler : [hugging her] Oh! Oh, Larry, look at her! Can you believe our little lamb is finally getting married?
[before he can speak]
Mrs. Fowler : He can't believe it. And neither can I.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [they hug again] Hi, dad. How you doing?
[behind his wife's back, Mr. Fowler pantomimes hanging himself and stops quickly when she turns around]
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Mrs. Fowler : And did you know that my Amy played Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade?
Penny Hofstadter : Amy, you never said you were in a school play.
Mrs. Fowler : Oh, no, no, at home. I'd never let her do a school play. Those kids just take drugs and have intercourse.
Leonard Hofstadter : [Penny holds up her wine glass and Leonard refills it without missing a beat] You know, Amy still does some performing. She and Sheldon do an Internet show about flags.
Mrs. Fowler : Amy? V-Videos on the Internet? You know what men use those for.
Raj Koothrappali : If you're talking about "Fun with Flags", I use it to go to sleep.
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Leonard Hofstadter : According to Google, there are zero papers that mention super asymmetry. This is brand-new. No one's thought of it.
Penny Hofstadter : [entering] What are you lunatics doing?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon had a breakthrough.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, actually, Amy and I had a breakthrough.
Penny Hofstadter : [sarcastic] Oh, science? Shocking!
Leonard Hofstadter : You don't understand. This could be really big.
Sheldon Cooper : No, Penny's right. We have our whole lives to do science together.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Let's get married.
Penny Hofstadter : [Excited] Alright! It's go time! I am *PUMPED*!
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Penny Hofstadter : Now, we got a lot of family coming in tomorrow. I'm gonna need everyone's help. Think of this as one of your comic book movies. There's a bunch of superheroes, each with a different task.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, like the new "Avengers".
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Which one was that?
Howard Wolowitz : The one you slept through last weekend.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [fondly] Oh, that was a good nap.
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Penny Hofstadter : All right, Saturday is the big day. A lot of people thought this would never come. I may have been one of those people.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I may have been one of those people.
Sheldon Cooper : Wait, wait. Are we talking about the wedding?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, yeah, I was definitely one of those people.