The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Comet Polarization (2018)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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[Opening lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : What are you doing?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Pigeon check for Sheldon. All clear on the north side!
Sheldon Cooper : Okay, let's look at some planets!
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Sheldon Cooper : You're so wise, and you smell like books. You really are the full package.
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Sheldon Cooper : What will I do if I want to sit an read a comic book?
Stuart Bloom : Just use the couch over there.
[a woman is sitting on the couch]
Sheldon Cooper : Next to a complete stranger? If I want to read a comic book and ignore a woman, It'll be my fiancee.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm not annoyed she's a woman. I'm annoyed, and she's a woman.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I get that. I'm annoyed and I'm a woman.
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Sheldon Cooper : I've learned to accept change.
Howard Wolowitz : Since when?
Sheldon Cooper : Since Amy changed her shampoo from Prell to Prell for oily hair. Although I miss how her head used to slide off the pillow.
[He walks to the counter]
Denise : Hello, can I help you?
Sheldon Cooper : Who are you?
Denise : I'm Denise, the new assistant manager.
Sheldon Cooper : Nope!
[Drops the comic book and runs out]
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Sheldon Cooper : I like the way the store was before.
Howard Wolowitz : You mean empty and sad?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, it was perfect, like a funeral home that sells Pokéman cards.