The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Tenant Disassociation (2018)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, I think you're forgetting that the sandwich was invented by John Montagu, the Earl of Sandwich.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh! The truck's called "Pearl of Sandwich." Now I get it.
Howard Wolowitz : All right, that smells too good. I got to get one of those.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And I think you're forgetting that there are written documents of meat between bread being eating in China during the Tang dynasty.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You know what? I think I'll go with you. And then maybe we just go home.
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Raj Koothrappali : [looking at the drone's memory card] I hope there's nothing disturbing on there.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Like you two in a hot tub?
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Howard Wolowitz : I got it working!
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, oh! Let's play William Tell. I'll put this bowl on my head. See if you can knock it off without hitting me.
Howard Wolowitz : You read my mind.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [entering] What are you doing?
Howard Wolowitz : Either breaking a bowl or breaking Raj's head.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Be careful. They don't make that bowl anymore.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Aren't you worried there's some kid out there missing his drone?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, oh, please, Bernadette, this is not a children's toy, okay? This thing's got a HD camera on it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Okay, then aren't you worried there's some rich peeping Tom out there missing his drone?
Howard Wolowitz : We asked around, and no one claimed it. I think we've done all we can do.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Did you check the video card? Maybe you can see where it started off from.
Howard Wolowitz : [sarcastic] What a great idea, honey.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's not very much to go on.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, that's plenty to go on. We can't give up. We got to find her.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You just want to find her 'cause she's cute.
Raj Koothrappali : Not just because she's cute. She also owns a pretty expensive drone, which means she has money and doesn't mind wasting it. And I... I like that in a woman.
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Howard Wolowitz : Do you see anything that could help us locate her?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hmm, let me have a look.
Howard Wolowitz : She's got eagle eyes, always spotting continuity errors in movies. It's not annoying at all.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh. There. Right there. Check out the pin on her jacket. It's that from the comic book store?
Raj Koothrappali : Hmm, is it? Hey, Howard, zoom in.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh. Fine. Zooming in.
[making a whooshing sound, he holds the laptop up to Raj's face]
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, I know you're being a jerk, but it's actually helpful.