The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Solo Oscillation (2018)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Thought you were getting us dinner.
Penny Hofstadter : Sorry. I had to stop at Sheldon's and help him solve string theory.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [dumbfounded] What?
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, turns out the answer's knots.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's cute, but you can't have knots in more than four dimensions.
Penny Hofstadter : [heading towards the bedroom] Mm... you can if you consider them sheets. Good night.
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Penny Hofstadter : Oh, Amy, you're here. Again.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah, Sheldon said he needed another night to work, so I said I've give him some space.
Penny Hofstadter : So what's all this?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, Amy and I were talking about old science fair projects and how fun it would be to re-create them.
Amy Farrah Fowler : We're making hot ice.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's pretty... cool.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [high-fiving] Oh, nice one.
Leonard Hofstadter : Turns out we both did this as our science fair projects in ninth grade.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you remember any of your high school projects?
Penny Hofstadter : Uh... well, I remember telling Jenny Runyon that I would teach her how to flirt with boys if she put my name on her project. I got an "A", she got pregnant.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Girls like you are why I had to come straight home after school.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey! Look what I got everybody.
Leonard Hofstadter : Newspapers? Did you find a portal back to the 1990s?
Penny Hofstadter : No. If he had that, he'd be trying to prevent *NSYNC from breaking up.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, please, I'm glad they broke up. Otherwise, Justin would never have brought sexy back.
Sheldon Cooper : One thing you can't get on an iPad, the smell of ink and paper. One more reason iPads are better.
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Leonard Hofstadter : What are you doing?
Penny Hofstadter : Making a boat. When I was a kid, my dad showed me how.
Leonard Hofstadter : Boy, you'll do anything to avoid reading.
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Raj Koothrappali : You guys do anything fun after dinner?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, actually, Amy came back over and we hung out. Did you know that we were both spelling bee champs? We stayed up for hours trying to stump each other.
Raj Koothrappali : Who won?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, well, she thought she had me with "appoggiatura", but I shut that down expeditiously. E-X-P-E-D-I-T-I-O-U-S-L-Y, expeditously.
Raj Koothrappali : Wow. I bet that made Penny take off all of her clothes. Put her pajamas on and then go to bed early.
Leonard Hofstadter : At, like, 9:00, yeah.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : This is fun. Playing with popsicle sticks, exploring ways to store kinetic energy. It's like preschool all over again.
Leonard Hofstadter : Except now if I eat paste, it's because I want to, not because Craig Schultz is making me.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, can I ask you a question?
Leonard Hofstadter : Is it "Where was the teacher"? She was in the bathroom smoking, that's where.
Amy Farrah Fowler : It wasn't, but I'm glad to see you've moved on. I was gonna ask if being married felt any different.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh. Uh... not really. Sorry. That probably wasn't the answer you were looking for.
Amy Farrah Fowler : No, actually it is. I mean, Sheldon and I are in a really great place right now, and I just... I don't want anything to mess that up.
Leonard Hofstadter : Mm-hmm. You do remember you're here because he kicked you out of your apartment?