The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Solo Oscillation (2018)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey! Look what I got everybody.
Leonard Hofstadter : Newspapers? Did you find a portal back to the 1990s?
Penny Hofstadter : No. If he had that, he'd be trying to prevent *NSYNC from breaking up.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, please, I'm glad they broke up. Otherwise, Justin would never have brought sexy back.
Sheldon Cooper : One thing you can't get on an iPad, the smell of ink and paper. One more reason iPads are better.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, uh, what do you think we should open our show with? Uh, "Thor and Dr. Jones" or "Let's Get Astrophysical"?
Howard Wolowitz : I think we should start with something that gets them up on their feet. Maybe "Sherlock Around the Clock".
Raj Koothrappali : Great, yeah. Uh, let's give it a try.
[they start playing]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [over the baby monitor] Halley's napping! Keep it down!
Howard Wolowitz : [into his own end] Right. Sorry.
Raj Koothrappali : [turning his amp down] It's cool. We don't need volume to rock. Instead of blowing the roof off this place, we can gently lift it off and set it quietly down in the back yard.
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Raj Koothrappali : You guys do anything fun after dinner?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, actually, Amy came back over and we hung out. Did you know that we were both spelling bee champs? We stayed up for hours trying to stump each other.
Raj Koothrappali : Who won?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, well, she thought she had me with "appoggiatura", but I shut that down expeditiously. E-X-P-E-D-I-T-I-O-U-S-L-Y, expeditously.
Raj Koothrappali : Wow. I bet that made Penny take off all of her clothes. Put her pajamas on and then go to bed early.
Leonard Hofstadter : At, like, 9:00, yeah.
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Raj Koothrappali : They reviewed my planetarium show. Yeah. It's on page three of the Arts and Leisure section.
Sheldon Cooper : [everybody opens their newspapers] Oh, look, they still have "Far Side". Oh, I don't get that one.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, he's pushing when he should be pulling.
Sheldon Cooper : Hmm. I don't think he belongs in that gifted school, then.
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Bert Kibbler : Hey, you want to hear one of my geology songs?
Raj Koothrappali : So it's about rocks?
Bert Kibbler : Better. It's about a boulder.
Raj Koothrappali : Isn't that the same thing?
Bert Kibbler : Far from it. A boulder has a diameter greater than 25.6 centimeters.
Raj Koothrappali : Is that fact in the song?
Bert Kibbler : No... Yes. It's sung from the viewpoint of the boulder that chases Indiana Jones.
Raj Koothrappali : That's right up our alley. Let's hear it.
Bert Kibbler : Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru/ A giant stone ball with nothing much to do/ But if you steal my idol, I will roll right over you.
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Howard Wolowitz : [after annoying Bernadette] Good news! I'm back in the band!
Raj Koothrappali : So, Bernadette doesn't mind?
Howard Wolowitz : It was her idea!