The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Matrimonial Metric (2018)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [about a Swamp thing figure] It's a little expensive
Sheldon Cooper : What if it would make me happy to have it? Knowing I would wake up seeing it every morning for the rest of my life
Howard Wolowitz : Really? A dried clump of swamp grass?
Sheldon Cooper : Well Bernadette's no prize either
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm having trouble picking between Penny and Bernadette
Sheldon Cooper : Both are blonde, former waitresses, married beneath them
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Sheldon Cooper : I don't know how I feel about all this baby-proofing, if Halley can't teach herself to walk down the stairs, maybe that's nature's way of saying the Wolowitz line ends here
Raj Koothrappali : Really? I thought Howard was nature's way of saying the Wolowitz line ends here
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Stuart Bloom : Can I interest you in a cappuccino?
Sheldon Cooper : When did you start selling those?
Stuart Bloom : Someone left it here, but it's still warm.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't have any secrets from you, do you have any secrets from me?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, that's been weighing on me for years, come here
[he hugs her]
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Leonard Hofstadter : Why can't Amy take you?
Sheldon Cooper : Because of the tradition of I can't see her the day the train's for sale
Leonard Hofstadter : Please see a doctor
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Penny Hofstadter : Tell everyone your big news
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm starting a book
Sheldon Cooper : That would be news from Penny, you've read a book before
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Howard Wolowitz : [Sheldon had offered flower girl to Stuart] I thought Halley was going to be your flower girl
Sheldon Cooper : That makes more much sense, sorry Stuart, you're out
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Sheldon Cooper : You really think you might get cold feet?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Actually, I was talking about you.
Sheldon Cooper : Amy, if there's one thing in this world I'm sure of, you are right to be worried. Goodnight.