- Howard Wolowitz: [referring to Sheldon and Amy] Are they acting strange?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I don't think they're acting
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [testing to see how well their friends know them] I was talking to my favorite aunt
- Penny Hofstadter: Aunt Felda right?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Yeah
- Penny Hofstadter: Did she ever figure what that thing on her knee was?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Turned out to be a chocolate chip
- Penny Hofstadter: That makes sense, she does love to bake
- Amy Farrah Fowler: She does, you are a thoroughbred!
- Howard Wolowitz: [about a Swamp thing figure] It's a little expensive
- Sheldon Cooper: What if it would make me happy to have it? Knowing I would wake up seeing it every morning for the rest of my life
- Howard Wolowitz: Really? A dried clump of swamp grass?
- Sheldon Cooper: Well Bernadette's no prize either
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm having trouble picking between Penny and Bernadette
- Sheldon Cooper: Both are blonde, former waitresses, married beneath them
- Howard Wolowitz: What you did was wrong and cruel, which the mother of my children finds oddly appealing.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: So she still wants to be my maid of honor?
- Howard Wolowitz: Maid of honor, hit-woman, whatever you need. Make the call.
- Sheldon Cooper: I don't know how I feel about all this baby-proofing, if Halley can't teach herself to walk down the stairs, maybe that's nature's way of saying the Wolowitz line ends here
- Raj Koothrappali: Really? I thought Howard was nature's way of saying the Wolowitz line ends here
- Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon gave me a brain-teaser. It's kind of fun. It's about a group of people at dinner, and you have to figure out where they can sit without fighting.
- Stuart Bloom: Can I interest you in a cappuccino?
- Sheldon Cooper: When did you start selling those?
- Stuart Bloom: Someone left it here, but it's still warm.
- Penny Hofstadter: Hey, Halley can't reach the liquor cabinet. Why did you baby-proof it?
- Howard Wolowitz: How did you know that we did?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I don't have any secrets from you, do you have any secrets from me?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, that's been weighing on me for years, come here
- [he hugs her]
- Leonard Hofstadter: Why can't Amy take you?
- Sheldon Cooper: Because of the tradition of I can't see her the day the train's for sale
- Leonard Hofstadter: Please see a doctor
- Penny Hofstadter: Tell everyone your big news
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm starting a book
- Sheldon Cooper: That would be news from Penny, you've read a book before
- Howard Wolowitz: [Sheldon had offered flower girl to Stuart] I thought Halley was going to be your flower girl
- Sheldon Cooper: That makes more much sense, sorry Stuart, you're out
- Sheldon Cooper: You really think you might get cold feet?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Actually, I was talking about you.
- Sheldon Cooper: Amy, if there's one thing in this world I'm sure of, you are right to be worried. Goodnight.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hey, whatcha making?
- Penny Hofstadter: Well, I spilled the cheese packet, so we're having mac & nothing.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'll just have the mac. Nothing gives me gas.