The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Geology Methodology (2017)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, how's Bernadette handling bed rest?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, she lies around all day eating Mallomars and hollering at me, so her transformation from my wife to my mother is complete.
Sheldon Cooper : Congratulations. I know that's what you were hoping for.
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Raj Koothrappali : I mean, Ruchi's nice. We're just so different.
Howard Wolowitz : I know. Sometimes when you're dating, you meet weird people. I once met a girl who didn't like juggling.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : And she still doesn't.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, uh, who's free tonight?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I think I'm...
Sheldon Cooper : Hang on. We've made this mistake before. It's how we wound up at his cousin Deepak's Tupperware party.
Raj Koothrappali : Hey, you use that collapsible bowl all the time, and you know it. And it's not like that. I just thought we could, you know, hang out and go to a bar.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sure.
Sheldon Cooper : Very well.
Howard Wolowitz : Sounds fun.
Raj Koothrappali : And watch cricket.
Howard Wolowitz : That sound you hear? Ironically, crickets.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, what are you doing? Bert's one of the top guys in his field.
Sheldon Cooper : And somewhere there's a mime who's top in his field, but you don't see me rushing to collaborate with him on new ways to be stuck in a box.
Howard Wolowitz : Also something I would watch instead of cricket.
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Bert Kibbler : Hey, Sheldon, you left your jacket in my office last night.
Sheldon Cooper : Uh, oh. No-no, I didn't. That's-that's not my jacket.
Leonard Hofstadter : Then why does it say "Property of S. Cooper. Stop touching it"?
Sheldon Cooper : It sounds like someone named Scooper doesn't want you touching his jacket.
Howard Wolowitz : Are you guys working together on that meteorite project?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, fine. You found me out. I'm doing geology. Just, please, don't tell anyone.
Bert Kibbler : Are you embarassed of me?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no, no, no, not you. No, just the work that you've devoted your entire life to.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : So you're not gonna see her again?
Raj Koothrappali : What's the point? We're never gonna be in a real relationship.
Howard Wolowitz : Right, so you'll only be in a physical one?
Raj Koothrappali : Exactly. Why would I want to spend time with someone like that?
Howard Wolowitz : Someone who is just interested in sex?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Raj, do you real...
Howard Wolowitz : Whoa, hold on. Give him a chance. He's gonna get this.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [seeing Raj's blank expression] I don't think he is.
Raj Koothrappali : What is there to get? She doesn't want to fall in love. At that point, all we are is two single people who find each other attractive and enjoy having...
[realization dawns on him]
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, got to go!
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Bert Kibbler : Sheldon, I've got these four billion year old meteorites. I thought maybe they'd show signs of neutrino interactions. I could really use someone like you to help me with the math.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, so they would act as natural dark matter detectors.
Raj Koothrappali : That sounds interesting.
Sheldon Cooper : It does, but it's still geology. Sorry, Bert, I don't have time to play rocks with you.
Bert Kibbler : I'm not asking you to play rocks. I'm asking you to collaborate on a research project. Although, if there's time, I guess we could play a round of "zinc, zinc, piece of quartz".
Howard Wolowitz : Does sound better than cricket.
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Howard Wolowitz : I don't get how you can enjoy cricket. It makes no sense.
Raj Koothrappali : Did you just come here to complain?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah. That's the sport of my people.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, I think that's Bernadette's friend over there.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, yeah. Hey, Ruchi!
[as she approaches]
Raj Koothrappali : I-I hope this isn't awkward. The last time we met, I kind of embarassed myself.
Howard Wolowitz : Let's see if you can go two for two.
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Howard Wolowitz : Look, while Bernadette's on bed rest, we're gonna have to divide and conquer. I've got one monitor for her, one for the baby. Which do you want?
Stuart Bloom : I'll take the baby. She's less emasculating.
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Howard Wolowitz : So, how was your night with Ruchi?
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, great. We ordered in some food, we had sex, I left. I didn't even ask if she enjoyed it.
Howard Wolowitz : I can field that one for her.
Raj Koothrappali : I mean, I did get a little misty when we said goodbye, but I played it off as allergies. I don't know if she bought it.
Howard Wolowitz : Again, I know.