The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Proton Regeneration (2017)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : You know who'd make a great Professor Proton? Meryl Streep.
Howard Wolowitz : She's not a scientist.
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, then explain to me why she has chemistry with literally everyone.
Amy Farrah Fowler : It would be nice if they cast a woman.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, you've already got "Doctor Who" and the Ghostbusters. Leave us something.
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Nurse : Howard Wolowitz?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Want me to go with you?
Howard Wolowitz : No. I'll be fine.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, we got this.
Howard Wolowitz : Sit down!
[standing up]
Howard Wolowitz : Wish me luck.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [he heads towards the exit] Other way, buster.
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Howard Wolowitz : [at home after his surgery] Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Raj Koothrappali : Really hurts, huh?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [sarcastic] No. He's just saying "Ow can these prices be so low?".
[she helps him into bed]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's gonna be okay. A day or two of rest and you'll be fine.
Howard Wolowitz : You know nothing about Jewish people.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Howard is scarfing down food] Howie, slow down.
Howard Wolowitz : I can't. I'm not allowed to eat for twelve hours before my surgery, and I only got two more minutes.
Leonard Hofstadter : [seeing Raj eating just as fast] What surgery are you having?
Raj Koothrappali : I'm stress eating. My best friend's getting a vasectomy tomorrow.
Penny Hofstadter : And you're sad you won't be able to bear his child?
Sheldon Cooper : [looking at his phone] Oh, my goodness.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : If it's "vasectomy gone wrong" videos, he's seen them all. Including the one of the guy who's sitting on what appears to be a cantaloupe but is not.
Howard Wolowitz : [putting his plate of food down] And I'm done.
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Raj Koothrappali : [reading a pamphlet he got at the urologist's] Okay, uh, this is a bit awkward. It says here that I need to check the area for redness and swelling.
Howard Wolowitz : You know what? It hurts so much, go ahead.