The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Explosion Implosion (2017)
Christine Baranski: Dr. Beverly Hofstadter
Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : Hey, Beverly.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Oh, hello, Penny.
Penny Hofstadter : Uh, Leonard just left. He's gonna be so upset he missed your call.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Why?
Penny Hofstadter : Because he... yeah, I don't know. How are you?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Did you mean personally or professionally?
Penny Hofstadter : Um, personally? Like, what'd you do last night?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : I had Cuban food at the home of a man with whom I shared unsatisfying intercourse.
Penny Hofstadter : Wow. Okay.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : And to anticipate your next questions, roasted pork and sideways missionary.
Penny Hofstadter : Sure. Sure. 'Cause you were full.
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Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : You may find this surprising, but I don't have a lot of what you would call girlfriends.
Penny Hofstadter : [exaggerated surprise] What?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Of course, there are my female colleagues, but, uh, they're all Freudians, so the only boy that I can dish about is my father.
Penny Hofstadter : Uh, well, you know, I'm here for you. What do you want to talk about?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Well, last time, we focused on my life. If we're going to be real girlfriends, we should talk about you, as well.
Penny Hofstadter : Well, you know, if we're gonna be real girlfriends, we should get a third girl we can trash behind her back.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Oh, so we'd be catty. Oh, I like it. What about Sheldon's fiancee? She seems a bit dour.
Penny Hofstadter : Ooh, "dour". Meow.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I want to know, why aren't you proud of me?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Well, isn't the real question why aren't you proud of yourself?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, that is *a* question - and I ask it a lot - but let's stick with the one I asked you.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : But why do you think I'm not proud of you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Because you never say it? But two days into chatting with Penny, and you can't stop telling her how great she is.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : She is great. Honestly, of all of my children's spouses, she's the one that I'm most impressed by.
Leonard Hofstadter : Seriously?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Yes. She's confident, she's thoughtful, and she never complained about you once. I know what kind of strength that takes.
Leonard Hofstadter : So Penny's your favorite?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : I suppose she is. You married well, Leonard, and for that, I am proud of you.
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Penny Hofstadter : Oh, uh, hey, Beverly, you called my phone, not Leonard's.
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : Actually, I was hoping to speak with you. Is this a good time?
Penny Hofstadter : Uh, that depends. What time is it where you are?
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter : [checking her watch] Uh, just after 5:00.
Penny Hofstadter : [taking a wine bottle from the fridge] Yeah, that counts. What's up?