- Sheldon Cooper: Dr. Jekyll's other personality was Mr. Hyde... Mr. Hyde, didn't have a post-graduate degree.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: One of the great things about being pregnant is drinking cranberry juice out of a wine glass and watching people freak out.
- Sheldon Cooper: Whatev? I'm sorry, are you really not gonna finish that word?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm just trying to make a point.
- Sheldon Cooper: Finish the word, Amy!
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Fine, er... Er, er, er!
- Sheldon Cooper: Thank you. Only now you owe me three more "whatev"s
- Stuart Bloom: You wanna play a game of who's more desperate with me? 'Cause you're in the big leagues now, Bucko.
- Sheldon Cooper: And for the record, you make noises when you sleep, and I've never accused you of repressing your inner chainsaw!