The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Planetarium Collision (2018)

Bob Newhart: Arthur Jeffries

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• Sheldon Cooper : I'm having a problem in my marriage. I've upset my wife and I don't know how to make it right.

  Arthur Jeffries : And ya-and you're coming to me for advice? I-I upset my wife every time I woke up in the morning.

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm not coming to you. You're just a manifestation of my subconscious. I mean I'm actually coming to me.

  Arthur Jeffries : So you know everything I'm going to say.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but it sounds wiser from you because you're old and glowing.

  Arthur Jeffries : Fine. Rule number one in a marriage - Don't go to bed angry.

  Sheldon Cooper : That makes sense.

  Arthur Jeffries : Rule number two in a marriage - If you don't recognize the shoes under your bed, they're not your shoes.

  Sheldon Cooper : Because they're her shoes?

  Arthur Jeffries : Ne-never mind. Just, just go with rule number one.

• Sheldon Cooper : I didn't know that Dagobah had delicatessens.

  Arthur Jeffries : Not good ones. Whatever you do, don't order the Reuben.