- Sheldon Cooper: You're probably wondering why I put you through this.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You mean the last two minutes or the last twenty years?
- Penny Hofstadter: Video games? Is this some kind of Freaky Friday thing where you're actually Howard?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: If I were Howard, I'd be doing this.
- [Looks down her own blouse]
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: And I must say, he's not wrong.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I wanted to talk to Stuart. Is he around?
- Denise: No. Doctor's appointment.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Is he okay?
- Denise: Not since I've known him.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Which brings up a question: You and Stuart. Why?
- Denise: My parents used to run a funeral home. Read into that what you will.
- Denise: And now my question: You and Howard. Why?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: You got eyes. What do you think?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Why can't we get a grad student to do it?
- Sheldon Cooper: We can't trust our paper to a millennial. They'll put unicorn emojis all over it and post it on social media.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Why would they do that?
- Sheldon Cooper: Economic anxiety, too much avocado toast, who knows!
- Amy Farrah Fowler: What if we ask one of our friends to help us out? How about leonard?
- Sheldon Cooper: I don't know. Can we trust him?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: He's your best friend in the whole world.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, but he always struck me as the guy in the plane crash who doesn't wait until you're all the way dead to eat you.