The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Consummation Deviation (2018)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you really gonna plan a wedding in three months?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, well, her family's doing most of the work. They're amazing. We talk all the time.
Sheldon Cooper : Why?
Raj Koothrappali : Because we're about to get married and they're gonna be my family.
Sheldon Cooper : Amy and I are married, and I never talk to her family.
Penny Hofstadter : Really? My parents love Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. And my mother loves Penny, which is weird, because I never knew she could love.
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Mrs. Fowler : Thank you, Amy. It's so nice of you to have us over for dinner.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Couldn't think of a single reason not to.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, and boy, did she try.
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[last lines]
Larry Fowler : Would anyone like to see the magic trick Howard taught me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'd love to see your trick, daddy.
Larry Fowler : [standing up] A perfectly ordinary table knife. Watch closely.
[he makes it disappear]
Larry Fowler : Voila.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, my gosh, that was so good.
[blood begins to seep from his hands]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, look, there's fake blood, too.
Larry Fowler : [hurrying to the bathroom] I'll be right back.
Mrs. Fowler : I don't know about you, but I don't really like magic.
Sheldon Cooper : You just keep getting better and better.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What's going on, Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, how would you guys feel about going to India for my wedding?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, that's so exciting!
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, you will never guess what I have planned for Valentine's Day.
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Howard Wolowitz : Guys, guys, there's a simple solution.
Raj Koothrappali : I am not breaking up with her.
Howard Wolowitz : All right. Let's keep thinking.
Raj Koothrappali : [a few minutes later] Hey, everybody, it's Anu.
Anu : Hi.
Howard Wolowitz , Leonard Hofstadter , Penny Hofstadter , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Amy Farrah Fowler : [all crammed onto one cushion] Hi!
Sheldon Cooper : [in his spot] Welcome!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You're up early.
Sheldon Cooper : Huh? Yes. I wanted to get a jump on planning a day of fun for you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, that's sweet. What are we doing?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no, just you. I have other plans. Now, would you prefer to see "The Grinch" in 2-D or 3-D?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't wanna see it at all.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, let's go 2-D. No sense in spending extra money.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What are you gonna be doing?
Sheldon Cooper : Being a great husband.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah, you're gonna need to show your work on that.
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Sheldon Cooper : After last night, I got to thinking that I should have a better relationship with your family.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I think the one you have with them is perfect.
Sheldon Cooper : I hardly have one at all.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Which is perfect.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, Amy, they're important to you, and you're important to me. Therefore, according to the transitive property, they're important to me. It's the same reason I'm interested in your big, flat feet.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You know that my mom can be... well, difficult to get along with.
Sheldon Cooper : Which is why I'm starting with your dad and working my way up.
Amy Farrah Fowler : All right. I'm just worried you might have a rather unpleasant day.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, back at you. I watched the trailer for "The Grinch"; it looks terrible.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hi, daddy.
Larry Fowler : Hey, pumpkin.
Sheldon Cooper : Pumpkin! I've been calling her Spaghetti Squash. It's amazing that one woman can be different vegetables to different men.
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Penny Hofstadter : Hey. You look deep in thought.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ah, I'm just reflecting.
Penny Hofstadter : About what?
Leonard Hofstadter : The first time we slept together.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, honey, don't beat yourself up. It's great now.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [entering] This is not good. Sheldon is hanging out with my mom.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, o-one sec.
[to Penny]
Leonard Hofstadter : Wh-what do you mean "don't beat myself up"?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Guys, focus. My mom thinks that Sheldon is the reason I don't spend a lot of time with her.
Penny Hofstadter : Well, why would she think that?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Because I told her. Do you need a cup of coffee? Wake up!
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Penny Hofstadter : So you've been using Sheldon as an excuse to get out of seeing your mother?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I know. I feel terrible. I love my mom, but, you know, sometimes...
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah. We-we've met her. Yeah.
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Sheldon Cooper : Hello, Amy.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, how's it going?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, Howard lured your father away with magic, so now I'm bonding with your mom.
[seeing Mrs. Fowler's hard stare]
Sheldon Cooper : I think she likes me.
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Mrs. Fowler : Amy said she couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because you always have to spend it with your mother.
Sheldon Cooper : I haven't spent Thanksgiving with my mother in years.
[to Amy]
Sheldon Cooper : Amy, why would you tell your mother that I spend Thanksgiving with my mother?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Uh... no time to talk about that now. All your action figures are on fire. Harrison Ford's in the lobby. Come quick.
Mrs. Fowler : And Amy never joins us for Sunday dinners because you refuse to go out on a school night.
Sheldon Cooper : Sh... I can go out on a school night as long as I'm in my PJs by 10:00.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, don't listen to her. She doesn't know what she's talking about. She's crazy!
Mrs. Fowler : Hello, Amy.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [weakly] Hello, mother. Good news. We-we can come for Thanksgiving this year.