The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Consummation Deviation (2018)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you really gonna plan a wedding in three months?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, well, her family's doing most of the work. They're amazing. We talk all the time.
Sheldon Cooper : Why?
Raj Koothrappali : Because we're about to get married and they're gonna be my family.
Sheldon Cooper : Amy and I are married, and I never talk to her family.
Penny Hofstadter : Really? My parents love Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. And my mother loves Penny, which is weird, because I never knew she could love.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, guys, before Anu gets here, can I talk about the seating situation? I really don't want her to sit on the floor.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no problem. Bernadette, floor.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey!
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, you can't make my wife sit on the floor.
Sheldon Cooper : Fine. Howard, floor.
Penny Hofstadter : Fine, I'll sit on the floor.
Raj Koothrappali : Thank you, Penny. And Leonard, I was kind of hoping I could sit next to Anu.
Leonard Hofstadter : So now I have to sit next on the floor? It's my house. Why can't Sheldon sit on the floor?
Sheldon Cooper : That might be the dumbest thing you have ever said.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, you guys have any plans for Valentine's Day?
Leonard Hofstadter : Three months from now? No.
Penny Hofstadter : What, no?
Leonard Hofstadter : I mean, secret romantic plans that would be ruined if I told you.
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Howard Wolowitz : Guys, guys, there's a simple solution.
Raj Koothrappali : I am not breaking up with her.
Howard Wolowitz : All right. Let's keep thinking.
Raj Koothrappali : [a few minutes later] Hey, everybody, it's Anu.
Anu : Hi.
Howard Wolowitz , Leonard Hofstadter , Penny Hofstadter , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Amy Farrah Fowler : [all crammed onto one cushion] Hi!
Sheldon Cooper : [in his spot] Welcome!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'll tell you one thing. Lock the door.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, Raj, you're gonna be fine. Just break out some of your Kama Sutra moves.
Raj Koothrappali : I don't really know any of that stuff. I just pretend I do to impress women. And by the way, Anu is Indian; she's gonna know there's no sexual position called a screeching lotus.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Screeching lotus?
Raj Koothrappali : Sometimes I get leg cramps. It's my cover story.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, Pennny. I need your help. I am freaking out.
Penny Hofstadter : Okay, is she there yet?
Raj Koothrappali : No, I got here first. You know... get the lay of the land.
Penny Hofstadter : Raj, it's gonna be okay. Look, sex isn't the most important thing in a relationship. My first time with Leonard was nothing to write home about.
Raj Koothrappali : Really?
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, but, you know, over time it got better.
Raj Koothrappali : S-So practice makes perfect?
Penny Hofstadter : Well, practice makes better.
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Raj Koothrappali : Oh, my god, oh, my god, she just texted. She's on her way up!
Penny Hofstadter : Raj, calm down. You got this.
Raj Koothrappali : Yes, thank you. Thank you. I got this.
Penny Hofstadter : And just remember, the most important thing is to have fun.
Raj Koothrappali : Stop putting so much pressure on me!
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Penny Hofstadter : Hey. You look deep in thought.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ah, I'm just reflecting.
Penny Hofstadter : About what?
Leonard Hofstadter : The first time we slept together.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, honey, don't beat yourself up. It's great now.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [entering] This is not good. Sheldon is hanging out with my mom.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, o-one sec.
[to Penny]
Leonard Hofstadter : Wh-what do you mean "don't beat myself up"?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Guys, focus. My mom thinks that Sheldon is the reason I don't spend a lot of time with her.
Penny Hofstadter : Well, why would she think that?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Because I told her. Do you need a cup of coffee? Wake up!
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Penny Hofstadter : So you've been using Sheldon as an excuse to get out of seeing your mother?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I know. I feel terrible. I love my mom, but, you know, sometimes...
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah. We-we've met her. Yeah.