The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Consummation Deviation (2018)
Rati Gupta: Anu
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Quotes
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Anu : Hi.
[suddenly unable to talk, Raj waves]
Anu : [awkwardly waving back] Everything okay?
[he heads towards the bathroom]
Anu : Why are you acting so weird?
[he takes a bottle of champagne and closes the door]
Anu : Raj? What's going on?
Raj Koothrappali : Be right out! You look beautiful!
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Howard Wolowitz : Guys, guys, there's a simple solution.
Raj Koothrappali : I am not breaking up with her.
Howard Wolowitz : All right. Let's keep thinking.
Raj Koothrappali : [a few minutes later] Hey, everybody, it's Anu.
Anu : Hi.
Howard Wolowitz , Leonard Hofstadter , Penny Hofstadter , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Amy Farrah Fowler : [all crammed onto one cushion] Hi!
Sheldon Cooper : [in his spot] Welcome!
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Raj Koothrappali : Oh, I am stuffed! I should not have eaten all those dumplings.
Anu : I think we should have sex.
Raj Koothrappali : [playing it cool after almost crashing the car] Me, too.
Anu : Yeah, it's just we haven't done it yet, and I think it's important to make sure we're compatible before we get married.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, I totally agree. Oh, just one question. While we're doing it, can I leave my shirt on? You know, the dumplings, pretty salty.
Anu : It doesn't have to be tonight. How about this weekend? I can get us a room at my hotel.
Raj Koothrappali : Okay. Sounds nice. We can order a bunch of room service, because I'm not eating anything between now and then.
Anu : Aw. Are you worried?
Raj Koothrappali : I am not worried. If anything, I'm overconfident. Edging into smug.
Anu : I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, it's gonna be better than fine. Trust me, I've had no complaints.
Anu : Good to know.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, I've had questions, comments, some constructive criticism, but... no complaints.
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Raj Koothrappali : Sorry, I had to use the facilities.
Anu : With a bottle of champagne?
Raj Koothrappali : Mm, I like to celebrate the little things in life. You need to go? There's still some left.
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Anu : Raj, what is going on?
Raj Koothrappali : [taking off his coat] No, no, it's not what's going on, it's what's coming off.
Anu : Stop it. You're acting weird, and it's freaking me out.
Raj Koothrappali : Why? Because I couldn't talk and ran in the bathroom to slug back a bottle of champagne when I pretended to pee?
Anu : Okay, I think I'm gonna leave.
Raj Koothrappali : No, no. Wait, wait. Don't... okay, don't go.
Anu : Fine. Then tell me what's going on.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, funny story...
Anu : The truth.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, god, the truth is so not good for me.
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Raj Koothrappali : Okay, you wanted the truth, here it is.
Anu : You have a drinking problem.
Raj Koothrappali : No. I, uh, I have a talking problem, and a drinking solution.
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Raj Koothrappali : For most of my life, I got so nervous around women that I couldn't talk to them without alcohol.
Anu : So you've been drunk every time we've seen each other?
Raj Koothrappali : No. No, it hasn't happened in a long time. And I really thought I was over it, but I guess... I don't know, I guess I-I wanted so much for tonight to go well, that I stressed myself out. It came back.
Anu : Why didn't you tell me about this before?
Raj Koothrappali : I was embarrassed.
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Anu : If it makes you feel any better, I've got things I'm embarrassed about, too.
Raj Koothrappali : Really? Will you tell me one?
Anu : Okay. Um... Ugh. I hate telling people this. I don't like music.
Raj Koothrappali : What kind of music?
Anu : Just... all of it. It sort of seems like a waste of time.
Raj Koothrappali : Even Beyoncé?
Anu : See, this is why I don't tell people.
Raj Koothrappali : No. Um, it's fine. It's just, have you heard "Single Ladies"?
Anu : Yeah, and I don't get it. I mean, the lyrics are "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."
Raj Koothrappali : Y-You have to sing it in the voice of a goddess. Like, uh...
Anu : [he hums the melody] My point is, we both have our little eccentricities.
Raj Koothrappali : Little eccentricities? One is a deep-seated psychological disturbance, and the other can be solved with half a glass of chardonnay.
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Anu : Last night was... wonderful.
Raj Koothrappali : But all we did was talk.
Anu : Yeah. And it was wonderful. Am I safe to assume you talking to me now is a good sign for our marriage?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, and-and for my liver. Hey, about the other thing. Um... should we just wait for another night?
Anu : Or I go take a shower, and you decide how you want to play this.
[she heads to the bathroom, while he tries to figure out her meaning]
Anu : Take a shower with me, Raj.