The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Paintball Scattering (2019)
Lauren Lapkus: Denise
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Quotes
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Stuart Bloom : Would you mind stocking these?
Denise : Oh, actually, I'm not on the clock today. I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.
Stuart Bloom : Ah, cool. Huh. That's me, right?
Denise : Oh, I forgot to tell you. I broke up with you and now I'm dating...
[pointing to a random customer]
Denise : That guy.
Stuart Bloom : I know you're joking, but my flight-or-flight response doesn't.
Denise : Isn't it fight-or-flight?
Stuart Bloom : Not for me.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, we're doing a big paintball game on Saturday if you two want to join.
Denise : Oh, my roommate asked me to help her move out on Saturday.
Penny Hofstadter : Ugh. That sucks.
Denise : Sucks for her. I'm playing paintball.
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Stuart Bloom : I didn't know your roommate was moving out.
Denise : Yeah. I've been looking for a new one, but... so far no luck.
Penny Hofstadter : [pointedly] You hear that? She needs a rommmate.
Denise : What do you think, Stuart?
Stuart Bloom : [mumbling] Uh, i-i-it, uh... flight.
[leaving as fast as he can]
Stuart Bloom : Flight.
Penny Hofstadter : [to Leonard] That was hard to watch.