The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Meteorite Manifestation (2019)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Sheldon Cooper : I went down to the city compliance office to turn you in.
Howard Wolowitz : Are you kidding?
Sheldon Cooper : But I didn't do it. I filled out the form and then realized that the unwritten laws of friendship are more important than the written rules of the city of Altadena City and Planning Department.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Aw.
Howard Wolowitz : Really? Aw?
Sheldon Cooper : And you'll be happy to know that while I was there I did look into your neighbor's balcony and it is encroaching on your property line. I had all this pent-up snitch energy so I reported him hard.
Howard Wolowitz : What did they say?
Sheldon Cooper : He's going to have to remove it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : So the good guys win?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I don't know if I'd call you the good guys. You're enforcing a law on him which you're willfully ignoring yourselves.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Uh. All right, fine. The morally compromising guys win!
Sheldon Cooper : Apparently so.
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Stuart Bloom : Is it me or has no one been in the store for hours?
Denise : Yeah, it's weirdly quiet. Nobody's in the street.
Stuart Bloom : Huh, that's strange.
Denise : You thinking what I'm thinking?
Stuart Bloom : They cut that meteorite open and unleashed a space plague.
Denise : Exactly.
Stuart Bloom : Let me just lock up here.
Denise : Okay, so what do we do?
Stuart Bloom : Uh, well, if this is a worst case scenario and we're the last two people alive we're gonna have to rebuild civilization.
Denise : Do you have any special skills?
Stuart Bloom : I can draw. How bout you?
Denise : I can play clarinet.
Stuart Bloom : I didn't know that.
Denise : Yeah. Ten years. Ah.
Stuart Bloom : You know, it, uh, might also be up to us to repopulate the earth.
Denise : I'm okay with that.
Stuart Bloom : So shall we?
Denise : Wait here. I'm gonna brush my teeth.
Stuart Bloom : [Sheldon shows up] We're closed.
Sheldon Cooper : This is going on Yelp.