The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Donation Oscillation (2019)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Penny Hofstadter : Okay, that's my dad. Now remember, don't bring up any baby stuff. All right? Not me wanting one, not you having one with Zack.
Leonard Hofstadter : Got it.
Penny Hofstadter : And if he brings it up, just change the subject to literally anything else.
Leonard Hofstadter : Got it.
Penny Hofstadter : But not the Cornhuskers, do not discuss the Cornhuskers.
Penny Hofstadter , Leonard Hofstadter : Is that a sports team?
Penny Hofstadter : Never mind, you're good.
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Penny Hofstadter : Can I get you something to drink? Maybe a beer?
Wyatt : Sure, if you're having one.
Penny Hofstadter : Okay.
Wyatt : And why wouldn't you, since you're not pregnant?
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Wyatt : You think you're mad at me and Leonard, but maybe you're really mad at yourself.
Penny Hofstadter : Why would I be mad at myself?
Wyatt : Cause your regret this "no baby" plan of yours.
Penny Hofstadter : You know it's pretty crappy of you to make me feel bad about this.
Wyatt : I'm not trying to make you feel bad. But... do you?
Penny Hofstadter : Yes. I feel like I'm letting everyone down. Hate disappointing Leonard, but I really hate disappointing you.
Wyatt : Oh, Slugger, you could never disappoint me. Okay, your high school years were a little rough.
Penny Hofstadter : And I'm sorry about that.
Wyatt : There was you sneaking out at night and your boyfriends sneaking out in the morning.
Penny Hofstadter : I said sorry.
Wyatt : That time you got drunk and stole the horse.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah. I was there. I remember. Parts of it.
Wyatt : But besides all that, being your dad is the best thing ever happenned to me.
Penny Hofstadter : What about Lisa and Randall?
Wyatt : They're okay. And I don't want you to miss out.
Penny Hofstadter : I know.
Wyatt : But if this is really what you want, or don't want, I'm on your side.
Penny Hofstadter : Thanks.
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Penny Hofstadter : What are those?
Leonard Hofstadter : Vitamins. Zack wants me to take them to increase my virility.
Penny Hofstadter : Zack used the word "virility"?
Leonard Hofstadter : He may have said "wiener power".