Hap and Leonard (TV Series)

The Two-Bear Mambo (2018)

Douglas M. Griffin: Charlie Blank

Quotes 

• Charlie Blank : Grovetown gives shitholes a bad name, Hap.

  Hap Collins : Yep. I've heard the stories.

  Charlie Blank : It's a two-hour ride but a hundred years away. They don't like black folk there unless they swabbin' out the toilet or sweepin' the floor or steppin' off the curb let the white man pass. Klan's alive and kickin' there. Call themselves the Supreme Order of Caucasian Assholes, or some such shit.

• Charlie Blank : Klan's alive and kickin' there, call themselves the Supreme order of the Caucasian Assholes, some such shit.

• Leonard Pine : Well if it's so bad, why did Hanson ask us to go there then?

  Charlie Blank : Well, he ain't askin' you. He's askin' Hap.

  Leonard Pine : It's the same thing...

  Charlie Blank : No it ain't the same thing! A guy like you in Grovetown'll start the next G-d civil war!

  Leonard Pine : Well, I can't help it if I'm burstin' with charm.

  Charlie Blank : You're burstin' with bullshit is what you're burstin' with!