- Wonder Woman: And I get to be an Amazon when I grow up!
- Hippolyta: No, because I sculpted you out of clay and brought you to life.
- Wonder Woman: Really?
- Hippolyta: No, but it's easier than telling you where babies really come from.
- Wonder Woman: I've had enough of this, Professor Plum!
- Ares: I always saw myself as a Colonel Mustard...
- Wonder Woman: I am gonna kill you with my disintegrating sword, and brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates.
- [She tries running Ares through but he stops it with his hand. The blade vanishes completely]
- Wonder Woman: Well, what do you know? It disintegrated.