- Frank Murphy: Pogo, if you hate working with Scoop so much why don't quit?
- Bob Pogo: I can't my marriage wouldn't survive. Dolores nursed me through 5 heart attacks and "tub stucks", but this might break her.
- Frank Murphy: Get a job with another airline.
- Bob Pogo: Doing what? My only skills are sitting behind a desk and pissing in a coffee can. You're the one who knows how to run a baggage department.
- Frank Murphy: What about Rosie?
- Bob Pogo: Now's not the time for jokes I mean it, you could come back to Mohican today and not miss a...
- Bob Pogo: Frank, I've got a proposition for you. Help me get rid of Scoop and I'll make Dunbarton hire you back.
- Frank Murphy: Are you crazy?
- Bob Pogo: I'm desperate and Dunbarton is a businessman. The airline is hemorrhaging money, due to Scoop and he's too vain to admit he made a mistake. But if you stepped in to to run things the right way, even just for a day, instead of that idiot, he'd see the light and bring you back.
- Bob Pogo: If it were humanly possible for me to get down on my knees I would, please help me and help yourself.
- Frank Murphy: Bob, if you had asked me two weeks ago, I probably would have said yes.
- Frank Murphy: But I got a job now where I'm appreciated, and I'm not under the thumb of a miserable prick like Dunbarton who humiliated me in front of my family on Christmas.
- Frank Murphy: So thanks for the offer but my answer is no. Fuck no. Now if you'll excuse me this high school needs their cigarettes.
- Bob Pogo: [Bob Pogo inhales deeply and screams in anger]
- Vivian Saunders: Okay nobody can here us here. I spoke to Nikos, my guy down at the plastic plant, he's got four fingers and he still has his baby teeth, but he can assemble a prototype on the sly.
- Sue Murphy: But I already made a prototype.
- Vivian Saunders: We need a real prototype, made from real plastic. We can't present the founder of Plast-a-Ware with a rusty washing machine.
- Sue Murphy: [Sue Murphy sighs] Okay, I'm in.
- Vivian Saunders: Great, now we have to move fast. Nikos can only do it tonight and it's gonna cost us. Three hundred bucks total, you're going to need to get me you're half by the end of the day.
- Sue Murphy: Today? A hundred fifty? I could have Frank bring what I've got saved up at home but that's a whole lot of money.
- Vivian Saunders: Well it's either that or you give Nikos your panties and a polaroid of your cooter.
- Sue Murphy: I'll get the money!
- Vivian Saunders: [Vivian pulls down her pants and underwear and flashes a photo of her privates] Now to pay for my transmission.
- [camera flash]
- Pawn Shop Clerk: [the clerk looks at the locket] It's a really gorgeous piece. One of a kind. You sure you want to sell it?
- Sue Murphy: No. But I have to. I need this money badly. I might regret it later, but it's the only thing that can make this shitty day feel even remotely barrable.
- [Sue removes the picture of her and Frank 1957 out of the locket]
- Pawn Shop Clerk: I understand.
- [rings up the locket and hands Sue the money]
- Pawn Shop Clerk: Enjoy your heroin.
- [Red and Carl are walking by as Frank is refilling a machine, while talking about filming Fuck School]
- Red: The nuns are gonna let us film in one of their classrooms, but I told them the movie's called "Duck School." Bring some ducks, just in case. We could use them either way.