Ryan Hansen Solves Crimes on Television (TV Series)

Jane D'Oh! (2017)

Samira Wiley: Jessica Mathers

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• Ryan Hansen : What's your read on this one.

  Jessica Mathers : Well, they're dead.

  Ryan Hansen : Man sure, sure.

  Ryan Hansen : [referring to the costumes the victims are wearing]  What do make of their outfits

  Jessica Mathers : Maybe they found out they were auditioning for the same role as you and decided to kill themselves out of shame.

• Ryan Hansen : Hey, do you think I should have a badge.

  Jessica Mathers : No.

  Ryan Hansen : Really?

  Jessica Mathers : Yes.

  Ryan Hansen : Why?

  Jessica Mathers : Because you're a moron... and it would be illegal - but mostly the first part.

• Ryan Hansen : How am I supposed to give an authentic performance if I don't have a gun or a badge?

  Jessica Mathers : I guess you'll just have to rely on the suspension of disbelief.

• [Mathers slugs the murderous Parker, then arrests her] 

  Ryan Hansen : Took you long enough.

  Jessica Mathers : I didn't want to interrupt your monologue.

• Jessica Mathers : Hey, haircut, catch.

  [Mathers tosses Hansen a badge] 

  Ryan Hansen : No way. Seriously?

  Jessica Mathers : It's a meter maid's badge, but I don't think anyone'll notice.

  Ryan Hansen : See you tomorrow. Thanks.

  [picks up a coffee stirrer] 

  Jessica Mathers : Mouth prop.