Good Omens (TV Series)
In the Beginning (2019)
Michael Sheen: Aziraphale
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Quotes
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Crowley : Something's changed.
Aziraphale : Oh, it's a new cologne. My barber suggested it.
Crowley : Not you. I know what you smell like. The Hell Hound has found its master.
Aziraphale : Are you sure?
Crowley : I felt it. Would I lie to you?
Aziraphale : Well, obviously. You're a demon. That's what you do.
Crowley : No, I'm not lying. The boy, whoever he is, has the dog. He's named it. It's done. He's coming into his power. We're doomed.
Aziraphale : Well, then... welcome to the end times.
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Aziraphale : Well, that was scrumptious. What are you in the mood for now?
Crowley : Alcohol. Quite extraordinary amounts of alcohol.
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Aziraphale : Get thee behind me, foul fiend.
[He opens the door and motions to Crowley]
Aziraphale : After you.
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Crowley : Armageddon is days away and we lost the Antichrist. Why did the powers of Hell have to drag me into this anyway?
Aziraphale : Well, don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure it's because of all those memos you kept sending them, saying how amazingly well you were doing.
Crowley : Is it my fault they never check up? I'm to blame they never check up? Everyone stretches the truth a bit in memos to head office. You know that.
Aziraphale : Yes, but you told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.
Crowley : So the humans beat me to it. That's not my fault.
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Aziraphale : Well, I'll be damned.
Crowley : It's not that bad when you get used to it.
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Aziraphale : You told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War.
Crowley : So the humans beat me to it. That's not my fault.
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Crowley : We're doomed.
Aziraphale : Well, then... welcome to the end times.