Siskel & Ebert (TV Series)

The Ladykillers/Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed/Hellboy/Ned Kelly/Dogville (2004)

Roger Ebert: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Roger Ebert - Host : Our next movie is "Scooby-Doo 2", or, as it will certainly be titled in France, "Scooby-Doo Deux". Now Richard, why do I have the strangest feeling that I've reviewed this movie before on this very show?

  [shows a clip from their review of 'Scooby-Doo' in 2002] 

• Roger Ebert - Host : [reviewing "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"]  Kids may like it because it's something loud and colorful on the screen, but that's about it.

  Richard Roeper - Host : Yeah, that's about it. It's an awful movie. You know, my theory about "Scooby-Doo", the original cartoon, is that people have fond memories of it because they were either A: Sugar-fueled little kids and they have Saturday morning memories, or maybe they were inhaling something else, so they have better memories of THAT experience than the actual cartoon, which I thought was dopey. And the movie's awful. It's just not funny. And the animated dog, I still say...

  Roger Ebert - Host : No, I like the dog. I like the dog.

  Richard Roeper - Host : I think that is one of the worst...

  Roger Ebert - Host : I like Scooby-Doo.

  Richard Roeper - Host : ...Special effects creations in recent movie history.

  Roger Ebert - Host : I give them the dog.

  Richard Roeper - Host : It's a terrible movie. The laughs aren't there, the stunts are stupid, there's no plot whatsoever...

  Roger Ebert - Host : There ya go. Okay.

  Richard Roeper - Host : ...And I just...

  Roger Ebert - Host : Next movie.

  Richard Roeper - Host : ...Rue the day we're gonna have "Scooby-Doo 3", okay?

  Roger Ebert - Host : Next movie. Next movie.