- Laura and Ryan have been totally destroyed by previous relationships. Hoping to get it right this time, they go out on a second date with no idea what they are supposed to do.
- Laura and Ryan are perfect for each other: they both love Meryl Streep, have been totally destroyed by previous relationships, and have no idea what they are supposed to do tonight. They also both know that they need to pretend to be completely different than how they've ever been previously, if they want to get it right this time. How badly can a second date really go? What is there to lose? Ryan and Laura are about to find out.
- Last week, Ryan (George MacKay) and Laura (Alexandra Roach) met in a dance club and have a shot of Tia Maria together. Today is their second date. Laura watches a YouTube video about applying make-up and listens to her mother's advice about the importance of the second date and the need to keep the man in the chase. Ryan's flatmate Dan (Michael Socha) has taken Ryan's best shirt. Dan learns that Laura is coming over so they can go out for Indian food, but Dan thinks the real motivation is for sex. Dan chides Ryan that he is not over his last girlfriend Tufts (Emma Rigby). Laura struggles to get into her jeans. Her mother comments that he she looks terrible and that she lacks perfume. Her mother sprays Ocean Breeze rooms spray on Laura instead. Dan offers his silky sheets for use and leaves for Inferno's. On her way to Ryan's abode, Laura is confused using her cellphone travel instructions. Ryan tidies up his bedroom examining every detail to make the right impression. Laura recalls their conversation in the club about her dead rabbit named Ryan and other dead pets they have had. Laura arrives at Ryan's front door a bit late and their date starts nervously for both. Ryan provides a tour of the flat ending in his bedroom. He offers Laura a drink and shuts the door, leaving Laura in his bedroom. Laura follows him down the stairs and surprises him in the kitchen. When Laura leaves for the living room, Ryan calls Dan for the location of the port wine and glassware but gets Dan's five steps of advice to get sex on a date instead. When Ryan and Laura again meet in the living room, they are not alone. Ryan and Laura find Adam or Alex (Tom Bell), another flatmate, soaking the dead skin off his feet in the living room. Ryan and Laura head out to the garden and Ryan explains that neither he nor Dan know exactly what their third flatmate's name is. Ryan claims he has no presence. Adam is suddenly in the garden with the couple, sneaking in silently and does not trigger the motion sensor lights. Laura thinks they are going out, but Dan suggests they stay around the flat a while. He tries to impress her by lifting weights in his bedroom. They decide to watch a film and Ryan offers his laptop for her to go on Netflix. However, when opening the cover of Ryan's laptop, she finds a pornographic Pikachu movie. Laura excuses herself to the bathroom. When she returns, they settle on the movie "Cruel Intentions" and sit on the bed together as the film begins. A few minutes in, Laura slips off her bracelet, and places it on Ryan's leg. Her friend had told her this was a test to find out a man's intentions. Ryan places it over the lava lamp. Then Ryan puts his arm around Laura. This is comfortable for a bit, until Laura questions in her mind the status of her pubic hair. Laura tells Ryan she has already seen the movie. When he suggests another choice, Laura declines stating that she is not being in a filmy mood. Laura suggests they go out to dinner or for a drink, but Ryan claims he has agoraphobia and leaves to get them another drink from downstairs. Laura runs to the bathroom to find a friend to give her an emergency call so she can bail on the date. She finds Bianca (Holli Dempsey) is at home. Laura realizes that Ryan wants to have sex and Laura feels that she has not resisted enough or shaved. Bink says that whatever happens, Laura should ask herself "What would Shakira do?" Bink gives Laura the advice to dip her breasts in cold water to make them larger. Meanwhile, Adam calls Dan at the club. Dan gives Ryan advice to be dominant and just before they do it, tell her boldly "You might not enjoy this but by God you will remember it." Laura shaves her pubes in the bathroom. When she reenters the bedroom, Ryan recites the bedroom rules that Laura must get back into bed. Laura complies. The movie they are watching discusses sex which Ryan comments on rather clumsily since the movie is twenty years old. Laura puts her hand on Ryan's thigh. Ryan compliments Laura that she smells good and she tells him it is "Ocean Breeze". Ryan and Laura start to kiss. Laura, thinking do what Shakira would do, starts to dance then crawls on the bed seductively. She joins Ryan again and removes his shirt. Ryan, trying to be dominant, reaches for Laura shirt and knocks her on the floor. He helps her up and they separate themselves to undress. Laura struggle with her tight jeans and falls face first onto the bed. Ryan runs around the bed and pulls them off her feet. They climb into bed and cuddle before Laura ducks her head under the covers. Ryan thinks that he wants to tell Dan about his experience. Laura questions herself how long to spend on the task in front of her. Laura emerges and Ryan thanks her and ducks his head under the covers. Ryan struggles to find his objective and then begins the alphabet method with his tongue. Laura isn't finding the experience very pleasurable. Laura wiggles and Ryan emerges ready for the main event. Laura requests that Ryan use a condom. Ryan finds one in the nightstand but struggles to get it on and then goes soft. He hovers over Laura tries to excite himself when his cellphone rings. Ryan is unable to perform and goes to the bathroom and lies face down on the floor in humiliation. They both dress and Laura, after a quick hug, is headed out the door and down the street. Ryan recalls in his mind how much fun they had on their first date when he gave her a piggy back ride. He decides to go after her and sees that Laura has headed the wrong way to the bus stop. Together, they awkwardly wait together for the bus in silence. Ryan finally apologizes and confesses he has not been with anyone for a while and was never very good when he was. She asks the reason why and eventually wonders if he is still concerned was about an ex girlfriend that he might not be over. Ryan recounts the story of walking in on his girlfriend having sex with James (Tom Palmer). He ends up helping them fix the thermostat on the heater before he leaves. Laura feels cold and Ryan invites her back to the house and she agrees. Back at the house, Laura talks about her six-year relationship living with a man who said he was bisexual. Then a few months before they were to be married, he came out as gay. Laura still thought they could make it work but ultimately had to stop everything and moved back in with her mom. A knock at the door interrupts their conversation. Expecting Dan, Tufts surprises Ryan after having drank "all the wine" and breaking up with James. Tufts declares her love for Ryan. Ryan returns to Laura and tells her that his dad is there and he is in a pretty bad way. She asks Laura to stay in the room. Ryan returns and deals with Tufts. Tufts seductively poses on the countertop. attempts to give Ryan oral sex, and insists Ryan opens a present she brought. The present is a photo of Tufts and James. Ryan tries his best to shoo her away but Tufts even needs help putting on her shoes. Then Tufts pees in the sink after Ryan tells her the toilets are broken. Adam appears looking for his mixed cookie tin and opens the door where Laura waits. Laura and Tufts see each other and surprisingly know each other. Laura confirms with Tufts, who Laura know as Beth, that Ryan is "pissy Ryan". Ryan questions this nickname and is told it originated as a result of a couple of times Ryan had too much to drink and wet the bed. Laura says it was Beth she was out with at the club when she met Ryan. Beth determines that Ryan and Laura are on a date. Beth decides to let Ryan chose who should leave. Suddenly, Dan enters with Tali (Kae Alexander), a yoga instructor he met at the dance club. Dan knows Tufts as Ryan's ex who earned that nickname because of a pubic shaving incident. Dan does not know Laura but announces that she must be the girl Ryan is trying to have sex with. Beth is angry at Laura for meeting her ex on the night she and Laura went out together because Beth was upset after breaking up with James. Laura, realizing the complications of the situation, decides to leave, telling Ryan that she has already been through the situation where she wanted someone who wanted someone else for years. With Laura away, Beth wants to open some champagne and make up with Ryan. She searches for the champagne flutes and tries to kiss Ryan. Ryan remembers all the laughs the he and Laura shared on their first date when he asked her questions and she gave him one word rhyming answers as a goblin. Ryan tells Beth that she never returned any of his texts and that he has moved on. Ryan asks Beth to leave. Beth reacts in disbelief but finally heads toward the door. Outside, directionally challenged Laura is still trying to find her way out of Ryan's neighborhood. Beth struts past her and tells Ryan he made his choice and insults Laura which gets Beth a smack in the face. Laura asks Ryan for directions. Ryan apologizes for lying about Beth's identity when she came to the door. Ryan asks Laura to come inside so he can explain with his flatmates and Tali cheering him on from the doorway. When she comes inside, Ryan attempts to explain the night. They open some champagne and drink it from coffee mugs. They start to kiss when Adam enters the room. They decide to go upstairs. Once in bed, they pick out the right condom and Ryan gets it on and Laura tastes it, determining its just yellow and not banana with a duck under the covers. Laura climbs on top and they begin to make love. Ryan lasts for about 15 seconds. They cuddle and Laura consoles Ryan with the realization that the effort was better than the first time. As time goes on, Ryan and Laura have lots of sex in many varied ways
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