- Jasper Dunlop: [watching the Man Cave on the store monitor] Well, how'd The Toddler get into the Man Cave?
- Charlotte Page: I dunno. I just started watchin' this when you did!
- Charlotte Page: [zooming in on Captain Man and Kid Danger, both unconscious] Something's wrong with Ray and Henry.
- Jasper Dunlop: Well, what happened to 'em?
- Charlotte Page: [exasperated with his stupid questions] I just started watching this WHEN YOU DID!
- Jasper Dunlop: [posing for photographs] But I gotta look cool if I want girls to like me for lookin' cool.
- [the Toddler sets off a gas bomb]
- Kid Danger: What's the smoke about?
- Captain Man: I dunno. Why don't you smell it and tell me what it smells like?
- Kid Danger: All right, I'll just go ahead and... wait. What? Why do *I* have to smell it?
- Captain Man: Well, what if it's dangerous?
- Kid Danger: Yeah, well, you're the indestructible one.
- Captain Man: Eh, but you're young. You have a young nose.
- Charlotte Page: [finally removing the air duct grate] Jasper, I got it off. Let's go.
- Jasper Dunlop: Ooo!
- Piper Hart: Wait! Go where?
- Charlotte Page: [realizing Piper's still around] D'... uhhh... to... get Henry. Ya, we're gonna crawl through an air shaft so, that way, we can get into the bathroom and help Henry get out.
- Piper Hart: Fine, then I'll come too.
- Charlotte Page: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
- Jasper Dunlop: No, no, that's a bad idea!
- Piper Hart: Why can't I go?
- Charlotte Page: Uh... because, uhh...
- Jasper Dunlop: He's naked.
- Piper Hart: [dubious] Why would he be naked in the bathroom?
- Charlotte Page: Yeah, Jasper. Why?
- Jasper Dunlop: What, you two don't know that dudes... pee naked?
- Charlotte Page: [buries her head in her hand] Ugh.
- Piper Hart: Uhhh... I guess not.