- Frank Vernon: You sure it was him?
- Kendall Roy: You think a lot of people come in here and take a piss?
- Gerri Kellman: Maybe someone spilled something.
- Kendall Roy: Yeah, maybe the massive fucking ice sculpture I forgot about melted. It's urine.
- Roman Roy: This isn't a false flag, is it? Did you piss on your own floor?
- Kendall Roy: Why are you looking like that? W-what if people knew? Gerri, you gotta talk to him.
- Gerri Kellman: What do you want me to say?
- Roman Roy: Well, first tell him where to go pee pee and poo poo.
- Kendall Roy: He came in, he was talking to Stewy. What's he gonna do next, start jizzing in my coffee? Take a dump on my iPad?