Roseanne (TV Series)
Darlene v. David (2018)
Johnny Galecki: David Healy
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Quotes
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David Healy : [after making out with Darlene] What am I gonna tell Blue?
Darlene Conner : Tell her she's got a stupid name.
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Darlene Conner : Why are you coming in the window?
David Healy : Does your dad still live here?
Darlene Conner : Yes.
David Healy : Then that's why I'm coming in the window!
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Dan Conner : Hello, David.
David Healy : [stammering] Hey, Dan, Mr. Connor, sir. Hi. H-H-How are you doing?
Dan Conner : I've been better. I hear you're moving back to Lanford.
David Healy : Yeah. I got a place. I'll be back permanently in two weeks.
Dan Conner : Great. Then that's when you'll see the kids. Questions? Comments?
David Healy : No, sir.
Dan Conner : You were always a smart boy.
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Darlene Conner : [David's outside the window] Give me one good reason why I should let you in.
David Healy : Cuz I'm gonna fall! Please, I'm vegan now, I have no upper arm strength!
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David Healy : I've met someone.
Darlene Conner : You met someone? How did you meet someone?
David Healy : I was some place and so was she, it's not that difficult. Her name's Blue, and she taught me so many...
Darlene Conner : And we're just gonna skip past the whole Blue part of the conversation.
David Healy : I was hoping to.
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Darlene Conner : What if I don't want a divorce?
David Healy : Why wouldn't you? We both hate me.
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David Healy : [catches Darlene watching him sleep] What are you doing?
Darlene Conner : Studying your face.
David Healy : Why?
Darlene Conner : You look like my kids.
David Healy : [smiles] That's weird. You look like mine.