- Dot: [Penultimate line of the theme song; slapping a "diet" label over Yakko's face] Contains aspartame-y!
- Dot: [Encouraging cartoon characters] Don't be afraid to speak out! Tell us about the issues that affect you!
- Sylvester: I've been out of work for six months due to a mallet-related injury!
- [Whacks Daffy on the head with the mallet]
- Daffy Duck: [Speaking with the mallet obscuring his head] It'd be great to have a stunt double for all the cartoon violence!
- Benedict: Heavens! Who'd want to live in a world without the arts?
- Brain: Certainly not me! Why, you'd be hard-pressed to find a bigger supporter of the arts than Sir Brain of Art...
- [extemporising]
- Brain: ... esia!
- Pinky: But you hate the arts, Brain! You always say that the Renaissance is French for bull...
- [Brain smacks Pinky before he's able to complete the word]
- Reporter: And so on the eve of the one hundredth anniversary of women securing their right to vote, cartoon characters today have successfully achieved that very same right. I think I speak for everyone when I say: God help us!
- Dot: I'm Dot Warner, and I approve this message.
- Porky Pig: [Stuttering] Th... th... th... th... th... That's democracy, folks!
- Crew member of Odysseus's ship: Odysseus, should we slow down? It's getting a little scary!
- Odysseus: Nothing is too scary for the great Odysseus: Hero, legend, powerfully hairy!