- Selina Meyer: I have always been open and transparent about how old I am.
- Ben Cafferty: Yeah, 55.
- Kent Davison: I believe it's 53.
- Gary Walsh: Late 40s.
- Selina Meyer: You're all correct.
- Selina Meyer: [to Keith Quinn, about her staff's knowledge of the Chinese involvement in the elections] It's fine. They know everything.
- Ben Cafferty: Me so complicit. Me go jail long time.
- Keith Quinn: Dissident poet Deng Dao has been arrested for... Well, they'll figure it out after they shoot him.
- Leon West: Here's your speech, ma'am. I dumbed it down even more.
- Selina Meyer: Good, 'cause the last one looked like the toilet bowl after William F. Buckley ate a thesaurus.
- Amy Brookheimer: Now, you're going to lead off with a nod to the anti-vaccination movement.
- Jonah Ryan: Yeah, why go to the doctor and get a shot for something you don't even have?
- Beth Ryan: Yeah, I didn't get Clay vaccinated because it causes autism, and now he just has a little bit of autism.
- Jonah Ryan: Yeah, and when I was a kid, they said the best case scenario was I had autism. Fuckin' look at me now.