- Mike Stoklasa: You could say... it was the *second* worse thing to happen in the year 2001.
- [referring to 9/11]
- Mike Stoklasa: I'm gonna say two words... inclusivity rider
- [referring to Frances McDormand's Oscar speech regarding movie productions hiring more people of color; a montage is shown of the predominantly white members of the cast]
- Mike Stoklasa: Oh, I'm sorry. I meant... secret genius.
- Jay Bauman: Glenn Humplik!
- [laughs]
- Jay Bauman: Now there's a name I haven't heard out loud in 20 years!