- Charlotte: Deep down, I know what I helped cover up was murder.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I believe her.
- Chloe Decker: Really?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Mm.
- Chloe Decker: Why?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, which quintessential response would you like? The obscure enigmatic one or the blunt nonsensical one?
- Lucifer Morningstar: When Charlotte had her mini-death, she went to Hell. Forest haunted her Hell loop and now is haunting her nightmares... which, sidebar, Dan is also a part of, so things are heating up there.
- Charlotte: Oh, well, that sure is nonsense.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, don't worry. The detective won't believe me.
- [Chloe glares at him]
- Lucifer Morningstar: See? It's classic us.
- Charlotte: It may be too late for us, but at least I'm trying to fix things. Maybe you can try, too.
- Marcus Pierce: I have a new plan. Well, same plan, new victim.
- Mazikeen: Who's the sacrificial lamb?
- Marcus Pierce: God's favorite son.
- Mia Hytner: [about her affair] Before I knew it, we were...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Hitting a home run? Digging into the dugout? Slamming it out of the park?
- Robert Ertz: Devon was the heart and soul of King Clay. I can't tell you how hard it's been.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Believes he had an affair with the victim] Emphasis on the "hard."
- Lucifer Morningstar: Right now, I can't show you, so I'm just going to have to tell you. Detective, Chloe, I *am* the Devil.
- Chloe Decker: No, you're not. Not to me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: It's best if everyone involved just goes back to normal.
- Linda Martin: Easier said than done, Lucifer.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, you may be right.
- [Has a thought]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Maybe I should *do* normal rather than just say it.
- Linda Martin: Huh?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Help speed things along a little. Ah. Another nugget. Thank you, Doctor.
- [Leaves]
- Linda Martin: Yep. Back to normal.
- Linda Martin: Just because she didn't choose Pierce doesn't mean she chose you.
- Lucifer Morningstar: And just because she un-chose Pierce doesn't not mean she didn't choose me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: My shenanigans leading to a break in the case? That is quintessential Deckerstar.
- [Chloe rolls her eyes]
- Lucifer Morningstar: And the eye roll. Now you're getting it.
- Ben Wheeler: The firm handles cases like this all the time.
- Amenadiel: Really? How many cases of misdiagnosed chlamydia are there?
- Ben Wheeler: You'd be... surprised.
- Amenadiel: Maybe celestial beings and humans... Luci, maybe they aren't that different.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What, are we talking in bed? 'Cause we all know my skills are preternatural.
- Ella Lopez: Average height, average build, no visible scars or tattoos. I mean, even his shoes are so boring.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Mm, no wonder he's stealing sneaker secrets.
- Ben Wheeler: Where the hell is security?
- [Guards arrive]
- Ben Wheeler: Thank God.
- Charlotte: I don't think God's on your side, Ben.
- Chloe Decker: Lucifer's the reason that I said yes to Pierce, and... he's also the reason that I said no.