- [SpongeBob and Squidward sneak behind the Chum Bucket. Squidward goes to the front doors, but a meow sound startles him]
- Squidward Tentacles: Nyah! Whaa?
- [SpongeBob appears in a cat costume]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
- [He laughs]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Stepped on my cat tail.
- Squidward Tentacles: What are you wearing?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm a cat burglar!
- [He purrs and meows around Squidward and stops]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, I'll change.
- [He rips off his cat costume]
- [Mr. Krabs has stuffed SpongeBob and Squidward into his safe]
- Mr. Krabs: You're me new security system.
- [He shuts the door on them and walks away, laughing]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay!
- Squidward Tentacles: Wait! I'm claustrophobic!
- [SpongeBob cleans the Krusty Krab while Squidward rests in a chair. He checks the bucket he put the secret Krabby Patty formula in and finds it empty. He panics and searches frantically around the office]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Squidward, have you seen the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
- [He looks underneath Squidward's chair. The octopus smiles contentedly and doesn't budge. SpongeBob lifts the money chest. It falls on him with a crash. Squidward bounces off of the chair but he's too relaxed to care]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I put it right here in this circular file cabinet.
- [Squidward opens one eye. He then opens the other eye and sits up]
- Squidward Tentacles: That's a trash can, you nitwit.
- [He lays back and closes both eyes again, but realizes quickly that SpongeBob just threw away...]
- Squidward Tentacles: The formula!