- Fred: [singing] My leg is in love! Wow, my leg is in love! Through my femur to the marrow is where Cupid shot an arrow!
- Fred: Thank you, SpongeBob. If it wasn't for you, I never would have made it back to my angel goddess.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, don't thank me, Fred. YOUR LEG did all the heavy lifting.
- Fred: Aw come on, Doc, it's just MY LEG!
- [as he's saying this he kicks the doctor in the face]
- Fred: I've got another one.
- Doctor: Just your leg?
- [He hits Fred in the head with Fred's other leg]
- Doctor: Just your leg? All right, Fred. The next time you come in here with a hurt leg, I'm going to replace it with...
- Fred: With what?
- Doctor: A robot leg!
- Fred: Cool!
- Doctor: It might be cool to you, Fred, but how does the robot feel?