- Cisco Ramon: Hey, what are you doing there? Just hit the guy with a lightning punch.
- Elseworlds Flash: You have failed this city.
- Cisco Ramon: Pretty sure that's not your line.
- Oliver Queen: [after Barry shoots a paint can with an arrow] Again.
- Barry Allen: Okay, come on, man. I mean, I've been shooting paint cans all afternoon.
- Oliver Queen: Unless-unless a paint can rewrote reality and made us swap lives...
- Barry Allen: I get it.
- Oliver Queen: You need actual combat training, Barry.
- Barry Allen: All right, fine. You know what, why don't you go over there, run at me, and I'll try to hit you with an arrow.
- Oliver Queen: Right. Okay. Where did you bury the remote control bows?
- Barry Allen: Dude. Come on, I'm not you.
- Oliver Queen: Yeah, well, okay.
- [Oliver speeds off]
- Oliver Queen: HEY!
- Barry Allen: [under his breath] Here we go...
- [shoots an arrow, which Oliver easily catches mid-air]
- Oliver Queen: Nice try.
- [Barry smiles smugly while the hidden remote control bows go off and shoots Oliver in the back. He shouts out in pain. Barry laughs joyfully]
- Barry Allen: I've been waiting four years for that, man! Oh, it's priceless. Hold on. Need to get a photo.
- Oliver Queen: What?
- Barry Allen: Boom! I got it. Don't worry. One second.
- [removes the arrows from Oliver's back. Oliver shouts out, and Barry laughs again]
- Barry Allen: That's great!
- Barry Allen: Don't tell me you came to say sorry.
- Oliver Queen: I try to avoid saying that word.
- Barry Allen: Look, man, I get it. You were just trying to help in your own Oliver way, trying to get a rise out of me so I'd fight like you.
- Oliver Queen: Well, yeah, but it's more than that, Barry. I've been doing this for a very long time. And nearly every time that I learn a lesson, it comes with a painful memory. I've watched friends die, I've had to kill to survive. When I'm the Green Arrow, I channel those painful memories. I draw on a darkness every time I draw back my bow. So to see you with all of my abilities, just laughing and joking around, it pisses me off! More than I would care to admit.
- Barry Allen: Whenever I run, whatever I'm feeling inside, grief, guilt, I've gotta just let it go and focus on whatever I'm running toward: Iris, my friends, all the joy in my life. When I'm happy, I run faster, just like when you phased earlier. You were having a good time.
- Oliver Queen: You couldn't dislocate your thumb until you got angry. If you're gonna be the Green Arrow and I'm gonna be the Flash...
- Barry Allen: ...Maybe we need to start acting more like each other.
- Kara Danvers: [opens the door, appearing] Yes, finally!
- [Barry and Oliver both scoff, looking offended]
- Kara Danvers: Super hearing. Sorry. But I've been sitting in there, waiting for you guys to figure this out, because I have a lot of thoughts, okay?
- Oliver Queen: I should smile more.
- Kara Danvers: Yeah, maybe you should. It might help. You guys have to act the parts. Come on, try it.
- Barry Allen: What?
- Kara Danvers: You know, like...
- [deepens her voice and growls]
- Kara Danvers: "I'm the Green Arrow."
- Barry Allen: [does the same] "Wear a mask."
- Oliver Queen: Why are we in your secret prison?
- Barry Allen: It's not a prison. It's a Tesla conductor tube that dampens meta-powers... Okay, it's a prison.
- [last lines]
- The Monitor: Fascinating. I wouldn't have thought the men of this Earth had this capacity. But it won't avail you. None of you can stop what's been set into motion. You're best off giving up now, because nothing you can do can alter what's about to happen.
- [Cisco's vibe breaks off]
- Kara Danvers: Are you okay?
- Cisco Ramon: [nose bleeding] No. Not even close.
- Kara Danvers: What did you see?
- Oliver Queen: [draws at super speed] This.
- Kara Danvers: I don't recognize it.
- Oliver Queen: Doesn't matter. I know where to find him.
- [points to Wayne Tower in his drawing]
- Barry Allen: So what's our next move?
- Oliver Queen: We're going to Gotham City.
- Lois Lane: Who are you?
- Barry Allen: We come in peace.
- Kara Danvers: Whoa, Lois, wait, wait. This is Barry and Oliver. They're friends.
- Barry Allen: Wait.
- Oliver Queen: So you know that I'm Oliver and he's Barry?
- Kara Danvers: Yeah, w-why wouldn't I?
- Barry Allen: Oh, man.
- Kara Danvers: Um, you guys, this is my cousin Clark. I'm so glad you get to meet.
- Barry Allen: Your cousin. That cousin? The super cousin?
- Clark Kent: Oh, please, call me Clark.
- John Diggle: We've got Bratvas fighting Bertinelli's over in old Diaz weapons cache in the Glades. I could really use some backup, Oliver.
- Barry Allen: Oh, man, I don't know if I'm feeling up for it. I think I just tweaked something.
- John Diggle: A.R.G.U.S. Rapid Response is on another mission. We're the only ones that can make it in time.
- Barry Allen: Okay, yeah, I'm in.
- John Diggle: Good. Suit up.
- [gives Barry the Green Arrow suit]
- Barry Allen: How do I put this... I forget, do-do I need help putting this on?
- Oliver Queen: What are you guys doing?
- Caitlin Snow: Following you into the hallway.
- Ralph Dibny: Because something is definitely up.
- Cisco Ramon: Do you need to talk about it?
- Iris West-Allen: Yeah, Barry. You haven't seemed like yourself all morning.
- Oliver Queen: I'm fine. I just think that maybe I should go and talk with someone who might better understand what I'm going through. I'm gonna go see Oliver Queen. I'll be back.
- [speeds off]
- Barry Allen: You gotta admit this is a little cool.
- Oliver Queen: I will find it a lot cooler when I wake up in my own bed tomorrow morning.
- Barry Allen: You woke up in bed with Iris?
- Oliver Queen: Mm-hmm.
- Barry Allen: We have to fix this right now!
- Barry Allen: I'm not doing this. This isn't how I train.
- Oliver Queen: Oh, you train? Really? I thought your powers just dropped out of the sky.
- Barry Allen: If you're trying to get a rise out of me, it's not gonna work.
- Oliver Queen: Need a peanut gallery? Can you not do anything without your wife in your ear?
- Barry Allen: Are you serious, man? Felicity invented quarterbacking.
- Oliver Queen: I don't think that you can go more than nine hours without some sappy motivational speech.
- Barry Allen: I'm not doing this.
- Oliver Queen: Your team betrayed you. You needed them, and they weren't there.
- Barry Allen: I'm not doing this.
- [Oliver runs at Barry and he falls]
- Barry Allen: You know, if you really knew how to use my speed, I never could have laid a finger on you.
- Oliver Queen: All right, well, if your team's not gonna help us, then we have to keep moving.
- Barry Allen: They'll help us, okay? They'll help us. We just gotta get... we just gotta get Iris on board first.
- Oliver Queen: Good, fine. How are you going to convince her?
- Barry Allen: I'm not. You are.
- Oliver Queen: She's your wife.
- Barry Allen: I know, man. I know. I don't-I don't like this any more than you do. You just gotta tell her how much you care about her. Tell her she's your lightning rod.
- Oliver Queen: [laughs] I'm not-I'm not saying that.
- Barry Allen: [as Oliver walks away] Just say it. Trust me. It works every time!
- Oliver Queen: I spent the past seven months in a maximum security prison, and no matter how bad things got - and they got bad - every cell had a toilet.
- Barry Allen: [kicking a wall panel] You sure you can't hold it?
- [Oliver stares at him]
- Barry Allen: Oh, you wanna back up the pipes.
- Oliver Queen: And fry the dampener, yes.
- Barry Allen: That's a great idea.
- [taking a panel off the toilet]
- Barry Allen: One problem. I'm not gonna be able to reach the valve with these on.
- Oliver Queen: You're gonna have to dislocate your thumb.
- Barry Allen: Are you crazy? I'm...
- Oliver Queen: I'm not crazy. You need to dislocate your thumb. Just apply pressure to the joint.
- Barry Allen: [hesitant] No, I'm gonna break my hand.
- Oliver Queen: You're not gonna break your hand, because in this reality, your ligaments have been stretched and conditioned in the art of escape by Anatoly Knyazev. Now man up, apply pressure to the joint, and dislocate your thumb!
- Oliver Queen: Dampener's down. Now what?
- Barry Allen: You're gonna have to phase us out of here.
- Oliver Queen: I have to what?
- Barry Allen: Phasing. That's when I vibrate at the frequency of air, causing all the cells in my body to get so excited I can pass through solid objects.
- Oliver Queen: Right, phasing.
- Barry Allen: [Oliver preps himself] Want any advice?
- Oliver Queen: One second here, Barry, please.
- Barry Allen: I'm just saying, it's not an easy move, and if you screw this up, then you're gonna come out of the phase halfway through the glass.
- [Oliver laughs]
- Barry Allen: What? Why are you laughing?
- Oliver Queen: I didn't realize... your thumb looks ridiculous.
- Barry Allen: [seeing his still-dislocated thumb] Oh, my god!
- Oliver Queen: I didn't realize that's how mine looked.
- Barry Allen: [Oliver starts vibrating] Well, look at that. You did it. Great.
- [grabbing Ollie's shoulder]
- Barry Allen: Don't leave me, man.
- Oliver Queen: [phasing out of the cell] Figured it out.
- Kara Danvers: Cisco?
- Cisco Ramon: Hey, Supergirl, Barry. Oliver.
- Barry Allen: You believe us now?
- Cisco Ramon: Yeah. We all do. Sorry we locked you up. But if you feel like forgiving us and coming back to Earth-1, we've got a little bit of a sitch back home, like a "please, for the love of God, there's a killer robot destroying the city" kind of sitch. We could use some help.
- Oliver Queen: Let's do it.
- Kara Danvers: [to Clark] You wanna tag along?
- Lois Lane: If you don't, I will, Smallville.
- Cisco Ramon: Cool. Who are you?
- Clark Kent: A friend.
- [he rips open his shirt, revealing his superhero costume underneath]
- Lois Lane: I was the first human to set foot on what's left of Krypton. To lay eyes on the Jewel Mountains, to endure the endless, torturous deliberations of the High Council, and I have to write about it. One small step for Lois Lane, one giant leap for Lois Lane's career.
- Cisco Ramon: [gives Elseworlds Green Arrow the virus arrow] Don't miss.
- Elseworlds Green Arrow: I won't.
- [Elseworlds Flash, Superman, and Supergirl holds a struggling Amazo down]
- Elseworlds Flash: Hurry up!
- Elseworlds Green Arrow: Amazo, you have failed this city.
- [launches the arrow, which hits Amazo straight in the eye, making him blow up]
- Iris West-Allen: I need you to promise me something, Barry. Promise me that when we figure out who did this to you and when you get your speed back and you're finally back in my arms... That you'll come back to me.
- Barry Allen: Of course I'll come back.
- Iris West-Allen: Barry, I heard what you said right before you took that shot. You're the Green Arrow now. But please don't become Oliver Queen.
- Barry Allen: I won't. I promise.
- Oliver Queen: Get the extrapolater and get out of here.
- Iris West-Allen: I can't let you do that, Barry.
- Barry Allen: Iris, please, I know how weird this is, but somewhere inside you, you know we're telling the truth, that it's me, Barry. Do you remember when I first moved in? Joe brought me to the house after my mom was killed. I looked at you and I said "My dad didn't do it." And then you said...
- Iris West-Allen: "I believe you."
- Barry Allen: You always did. And now I need you to believe me again. Iris, you're my lightning rod.
- Iris West-Allen: [handing the extrapolater back] Quick, before I change my mind.
- Kara Danvers: Do you think I did the right thing?
- Clark Kent: Our secret identities, they... they protect people we love from being threatened by our enemies. There aren't a lot of things more important than that.
- Kara Danvers: I'm just sad I have to leave the DEO, and now Alex is there alone. I feel like I let her down.
- Clark Kent: Oh, and then I left you to defend Earth alone so I could go to Argo. I'm sorry.
- Kara Danvers: No, don't be sorry about that. It's home. I'm really glad you got to see it finally. Connect with it.
- Clark Kent: It was more than just connecting with our culture, you know?
- Lois Lane: [clattering in the barn] I'm okay.
- Clark Kent: You know, it was Lois. Everything new that I experienced on Argo, she was experiencing it, too. You know, out there, we were... I mean, we were both strange visitors. Oh, I must sound so selfish.
- Kara Danvers: No. Love is the most unselfish thing in the world. On any world.
- Kara Danvers: Why did you guys think I wouldn't recognize you?
- Barry Allen: Well...
- Oliver Queen: Oh, um...
- Kara Danvers: [demonstrating Barry's powers, he vibrates his hand] Oh. Well, that's new.
- Barry Allen: We could use your help.
- Sherloque Wells: Let me get this straight. You believe you are not Barry Allen, but in fact, he is?
- Caitlin Snow: Barry, did you time travel again?
- Barry Allen: No, I didn't.
- Sherloque Wells: She's talking to Barry.
- Caitlin Snow: Sorry...
- Barry Allen: I am Barry.
- Cisco Ramon: [sarcastic] Yeah, and I'm Wild Dog.
- Sherloque Wells: Easy, Wild Dog.
- Cisco Ramon: Sarcasm.
- Kara Danvers: I've never been challenged like that before, just to my face. "Tell us who you are, Supergirl." Well, except for Ms. Grant.
- Clark Kent: Well, I'm sure it was harder when it's the president doing the threatening.
- Kara Danvers: Cat was scarier.
- Clark Kent: Yeah.
- [they laugh]
- Iris West-Allen: You know what, I think you call Captain Singh and you ask for a dy off. Look, with all the superhero-ing you've been doing, I think you've earned it, honey.
- Oliver Queen: You think maybe I should go into S.T.A.R. Labs?
- [Iris laughs]
- Oliver Queen: What? What?
- Iris West-Allen: Only my husband would think working on Speed Force equations would be called a day off. I love you, Barry Allen.
- Oliver Queen: [hesitantly] I love you... Iris West-Allen...
- Barry Allen: Man, what a total "Freaky Friday." No, wait, we didn't switch bodies. It's more of a "Quantum Leap." Where's a mirror?
- Oliver Queen: Focus, just a second and take this seriously because the world thinks that you're Oliver Queen and I'm Barry Allen, and I would really like to know why.
- Oliver Queen: You think this is funny? Do you think my skills are a joke?
- Barry Allen: Come on, man. I was a much better sport when you shot me.
- Oliver Queen: I shot you to teach you how to case an environment. You shot me to get a laugh.
- Barry Allen: All right.
- Oliver Queen: You know what? Fine, fine. Come at me. Try to get - try to get one hit in.
- Lois Lane: Deck him, Barry!
- [Kara and Clark looks at Lois]
- Lois Lane: What? He's a jerk.
- Barry Allen: Dig, what are you doing here?
- John Diggle: Kicking your butt. Now get up. Come on.
- [they continue the fight]
- Barry Allen: Did you guys redecorate the bunker?
- John Diggle: Oliver, you've been to A.R.G.U.S. a million times.
- [the fight continues again]
- Barry Allen: [while blocking a punch] Oliver?
- Lois Lane: I'm writing it.
- Clark Kent: We've been over this, hon.
- Lois Lane: No, you talked, I ignored. You need a new muffler.
- Clark Kent: I think this is tie rod end.
- Lois Lane: Come on, Kara, back me up here.
- Kara Danvers: Uh, no, thanks. I know better than to get involved in a debate with Lois Lane.
- Iris West-Allen: [believing Oliver to be Barry] I guess you forgot you can't get drunk?
- Oliver Queen: This day could not get any worse.
- Clark Kent: The world is gonna want to know why Lois Lane went to Argo City with Superman.
- Lois Lane: Details. I'll make up a reason.
- Clark Kent: Oh, so much for truth in journalism.
- Lois Lane: Says the reporter who writes about his own exploits as Superman.
- Cisco Ramon: Barry, we got a break-in at Ivo Labs. Two armed men going after diamonds, the ones they use for conductors.
- [Oliver speeds past]
- Cisco Ramon: Hey, pump the breaks. You're gonna have to hang a U-ey, 'cause you passed Ivo by about eighteen blocks.
- Elseworlds Flash: [returning] Found it.
- Barry Allen: I'm Oliver Queen.
- John Diggle: Yeah, I'll say.
- Barry Allen: I'm the Green Arrow. Holy crap.
- Caitlin Snow: That's the guy who attacked us at Ivo Laboratories, Anti-Meta-human Adaptive Zootomic Organism.
- Cisco Ramon: A-M-A-Z-O, "AMAZO." Sometimes these things just fall into your lap.
- Ralph Dibny: It says Ivo Labs was contracted by ARGUS to build a unit capable of identifying meta-powers.
- Cisco Ramon: He doesn't just scan powers. He's pumping a nano-adaptive hybrid of the "Mirakuru" serum.
- Caitlin Snow: So that's now he stole our powers. He scanned our meta-human genes, then used the Mirakuru hybrid to copy them.
- Ralph Dibny: So an evil copycat Gort is coming to klaatu barada kick-to our asses, and we can't let out Flash and Green Arrow to fight it.
- Cisco Ramon: Some guy with ridges on his head, these big muttonchops.
- Sherloque Wells: Do you think that the red skies, this guy, these disparate event are somehow connected?
- Caitlin Snow: So Barry and Oliver were mind-swapped by a guy with muttonchops?
- Ralph Dibny: Man, it's not even Tuesday.
- Iris West-Allen: AMAZO copied all of their powers, and now it's on the hunt for more. Cisco, there's got to be something you can do to stop it.
- Cisco Ramon: How do you stop a T-3000 that kills for breakfast?
- Sherloque Wells: It's a computer, right? So just turn it off.
- Cisco Ramon: I hate it when you're right.
- Barry Allen: We just need to convince everybody that WE'RE NOT CRAZY!
- Oliver Queen: How? How do you suggest that we do that, because everyone on Earth thinks we're each other.
- Barry Allen: That's it.
- Oliver Queen: Hmm?
- Barry Allen: Maybe it's just Earth-1 that's been affected. If we can get an extrapolater, breach to Earth-38 and find Kara, if she remembers us, then maybe she can help fix whatever's happened.
- Oliver Queen: You... you skipped the part where you explain how we escape.
- Caitlin Snow: Were you able to get in touch with A.R.G.U.S.?
- Cisco Ramon: Well, I tried, but I kept getting interference at 650 nanometers.
- Caitlin Snow: Isn't that the wavelength for red light?
- Cisco Ramon: Red light, exactly. And when I checked the city's weather cams, this is what I found. Red skies, yellow lightning.
- Caitlin Snow: So you think Barry and Oliver's shared psychosis is a result of... weird weather?
- Cisco Ramon: Stranger things, right?
- Caitlin Snow: Okay. I'll run their scans again.
- The Monitor: I need your help, John.
- Dr. John Deegan: Go find someone else to prank, douchebag.
- [the roof of his car is smashed and the windows blown out]
- Dr. John Deegan: My god, wha... what are you?
- The Monitor: Something beyond your comprehension. I've traveled far to this place and time to lay this precious burden at your feet.
- [handing him the Book of Destiny]
- The Monitor: Use this book to reshape the world as you see fit. Show them what a real god can do, John.
- Dr. John Deegan: Why me?
- The Monitor: You have vision. That holds the key to your transformation, John, and all you have to do is open it.
- [Deegan does so, in awe of what he sees]
- The Monitor: Use it wisely, John. The universe is in your hands.
- Dr. John Deegan: I can... I can see... I can see everything.
- The Monitor: And a word of advice: think big.