Bobby wants in-the-flesh proof of the world's largest penis. Up close. We talk homicidal tendencies: machete vs. ice pick vs. butterknife. Bobby has a serious man crush and wants to give him a special kind of "hello."Meth is the best.
The birthday boy is upset because he's only on level 35. We talk about showering with siblings, The Visit, and PEDs. Khalyla is still a bitter melon over Mayweather.
Khalyla breaks the rules of improv which leads to penile shrinkage. Bobby kisses not one, not two, but FIVE whole mushrooms. Your life questions are answered. You're welcome.
Khalyla unleashes a fury. She blames her endometrial lining. Bobby might be sucking the D in his sleep. We talk DP, Drizzy, and delusion. We say this, we retract that, but Caitlyn Jenner is still the dickhead of the week.
We love you, here's a bonus Belly. Gilbo Baggins receives a questionable text from Khaly. Somebody among us still eats boogers. Khaly says sorry from the bottom of her troubled heart. Blacksack says hello.
Bobo does the chicken dance. Gilbo Baggins digs himself an even deeper grave. We talk REM sleep, dead relationships, and how to be a good samaritan (hint: it's not by playing Bejeweled Blitz).
Correction, toothless in Las Vegas. Bobby is soft in almost all the right places, except one. Khalyla has only one birthday request. We talk apprenticeship, addiction, and how not to sprain your ankle while chasing a girl.
Bobby rejects the science of eating poop. Khalyla confronts a mortifying possibility of sibling love. We fan out old flames and teach you how to deflect the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard.
Mama Tess phones in unexpectedly. Bobby has universal guilt as mayor of TigerBelly town. Khalyla is having a strategic love affair to become CFO. We talk a bit of Star Wars, roid rage and how Lee x Choe duo have no pull.
Bobby is tired of white heroes and wants you to rabble-rouse with him. Khaly measures a milky liquid substance. Gilbert isn't a fan of Candy Carson's baby teeth. The team joins RUMBLR and challenges you in the streets.
Bobby tells Ronda to get back to the mountains like Rocky. Khalyla threatens Gilbert with guava leaves. We say a prayer to a sexually ambiguous God. Khalyla just wants a hello.
Bobby has a super disco balls in the Middle East. Khalyla might have gotten herself banned from the motherland. Gilbert is Tia Carrera. We rate each other's friends, conjoin umbilical cords, and learn about solar powered inventions.
Bobo and Khaly might have been roofied. Khalyla fails at her thanksgiving speech. The team deliberates on feminine hygiene products, energy drinks, and how to seek vengeance (with blue fingernails).
We assess Gilbert's debut as a standup. Bobby's appa is the original human kite. We share family war stories, visit The Enterprise, and announce our first fan giveaway contest.
Bobby violates a stranger. Filipinos violate each other. The sisters rehash the Menonite experience. Bobby turns radical in role play. Long Toe challenges you to draw "Bio Efron" for a chance to win a naked spa date with Bobby.
Bobby is eager to see a leprechaun die. Someone has a giant throbbing varicosed beef thermometer. We talk about sibling love, the Kims of Comedy, and the varying effects of video games on the human brain.
We bow down to the leprechaun. Bobby and Khaly take a road trip to Arizona. Khalyla's dream scenario involves a centipede. We each choose three baby daddies whose sperm we'd like to genetically cross.
Bobby is not a fan of the Cleveland dingle-dangler. Khalyla makes a very wrong prediction about the Philippines. We talk post coital differences, flat faces, and what it takes to be soul sisters.
Bobby is very insecure about a strapping young former UFC heavyweight fighter. Khalyla finds similarities between her lover and Sir Elton John. Gilbert defends his queen.
We grieve over Bowie. Bobby has only ONE thought during a rectal exam. Khalyla sits silent as the boys come out of the closet. We talk about the appropriation of bird feathers, crowns, tattoos, braids, and the Pope's mitre.
Bobby angers a table of 12 Orange County mothers. Khalyla feels adequately loved but under-desired. Gilbert is Dr. Nothing. We reveal Bobby's blood test results, challenge each others' IQs, and get mean about hashtags.
Bobby gets contact high from Coco. Khalyla gives great advice to a 14 year old girl about meth. Gilbert is Dr. Nothing. We go over the Filipino naming system, the great traits of Lucifer, and why Asians aren't fond of the EBT card.
Bobby apologizes to six people including Charlie Sheen. Khalyla goes over the possible benefits of sucking on goat teats. We discuss the log cabin days, cloning siblings, a stalker from Florida and how to lie to win.
Our pal Asa Akira gets healed by a quack. Bobby Lee receives the best haircut of his life. Khalyla finally gets some support on the analingus debate. Gilbo is smitten after someone calls him "a catch."
Bobo has a nightmare audition. Khalyla gives Pacman a pass - sort of. Gilbo is triggered to tears. We talk radioactive watermelons, a Butterfinger stash, and why Maurice hates Asians.
Bobby climbs a golden mountain with Natalie Portman on his back. Khalyla has fever brain and has Conor McGregor fantasies. Gilbert cries at band camp. We talk BB guns, bullies, and cockroach lattes.
Bobby has explicit instructions for preserving his dead body. Khalyla has a brief dalliance at a Disney World Resort hotel. Gilbert is devastated by the loss of an Irish man. We talk Mexican zombies, Scott Kelly, and cat racism.
Bobby is scared of Canada. Khalyla is a situational cannibal. Gilbert puts on a cape and saves the day. We talk sex with presidents, sex with corpses, sex with presidents who are almost corpses
Bobby is a bonafide diva. Khalyla's surgery is a borderline disaster. Erik Griffin lays down the law against the criminal-minded scum of the PC brigade. We talk soul mates, falsifying TV credits, and the deceit of Yoko Ono.
Bobby won't suck the venom out to save a friend. Khalyla wants to give someone her 200%. Gilbert is Professor Charles Xavier. We talk Asian sex symbols, TigerBelly club rules, and self-tickling.
Bobo is captain. Khaloko is first officer. Gilbo is flight engineer. We talk about Asians in the desert, the power distance index, and a bruised titty.
Bobo says a prayer for the babies. Khalyla keeps a secret box in her heart. Charlie is the good German. We talk coital tears, mercury poisoning, and other despicable things.
Bobo has a new weapon of choice. Khalyla is threatened by this weapon of choice. Gilbo is accused of inappropriate gift giving. We talk Brooke Shields, the magic of turns, and long walks in the wild.
Bobby tells us what's on his vision board. Khaly counts hair. Gilbert helps explain proper squat technique. We talk Harambe, tongue punishment, and review the fight weekend.
Bobby chooses his friends wisely. Khalyla does not run with scissors. George gets friendly with the GOAT. We talk religious rebranding, turkey basting, and chocolate milk.
Bobby get vulnerable. Khalyla doesn't like downward hooks. Gilbert points northeast. We talk torture tactics, diphenhydramine turbo orgasms, and spinal jerks.
Chris Witaske is pure magic. Bobby sends dick pics to a new friend. Khalyla is a new pawn. Gilbert is Akita. We talk King Kong auditions, upward-downward comparisons, and running on trees.
Our pal Christine visits us from New York. Bobby offers up his child to MJ. Khalyla prefers full bush. Gilbert mediates urban hour. We talk thigh biting, a rash from Elton John, and a Mexican redhead albino dwarf thug.
Admiral Bobby doesn't get an invite. Khalyla gets spread open. Gilbert is not dead, phew. We talk tiger maulings, Pink Dick resentments, and a deep creep.
Bobby is grateful. Khalyla is grateful. Gilbert is grateful. Georgie is grateful. Just kidding, we're not grateful. We're still sad and we talk a little bit about cults and Jesus.