- Meyer Offerman: So, are you ready for this?
- Jonah Heidelbaum: I'm more fucked than a sea cucumber at a mermaid orgy.
- Meyer Offerman: More of a celebrity than Art Garfunkel
- Jonah Heidelbaum: Art Garfunkel is the furry taint of famous Jews, so thanks?
- Meyer Offerman: Really? I think Art Garfunkel has a good voice. Beautiful.